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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful ladybug picks on a young mantis in a cap and backpack named Timmy and gasps, "Oh my God, Timmy, look!" Panel 2: In the grass lies a headleass praying mantis mate, who did not survive the night. Panel 3: The ladybug grins and says, "Looks like someone got lucky last night." Panel 4: Timmy forces a nervous, sweating smile and laughs, "Yeah... hahahaha..."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1:A person in an orange sweater stands indoors, clutching a "To Do" list with visible frustration. The room is sparse: a blue wall, a table, and a closed window.Panel 2:Close-up of the "To Do" list. The first item, written in bold, reads: “Make a clown cry.”Panel 3:The person is angry, saying, “Who the hell wrote this list?” Unbeknownst to them, a clown with a red nose and bowtie lurks just outside the glass, grinning expectantly.Panel 4:The clown’s face presses against the window. A thought bubble above the clown’s head reads, “Come on... Make me cry. Do it.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost wakes with a startled "GASP" in bed and cries, "Honey, I had a dream you died!" Panel 2: The other ghost calmly replies, "Sweetie, we're already dead." Panel 3: Nuzzling their partner, they add, "We were murdered by that crazy axe killer, remember?" Panel 4: Reassured, the first ghost sighs, "Oh, right... what a relief," as the couple drifts back to sleep beneath a crescent moon.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cowboys face off in a desert town. One says, "This town ain't big enough for the both of us." Panel 2: The other cowboy considers this. "Are you saying we should..." Panel 3: He looks hopeful. "...move?" Panel 4: Both cowboys ride off together on a horse-drawn wagon loaded with moving boxes, smiling.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grey cat teacher stands at a desk with a pointer, lecturing a class of cats. "When the human awakes in the morning, it is very important to greet them." Panel 2: A student raises a paw. "Yes, Todd?" Todd asks, "How do we greet them?" Panel 3: The teacher nods approvingly. "Excellent question." Panel 4: The teacher points to a chalkboard diagram showing a cat presenting its backside to a stick-figure human. "With our buttholes."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a green cap and hoodie hands a certificate to a blonde woman in a black top and grey skirt. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate, laughing. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne, flanked by two alien guards. Planets float in the purple sky. The leader announces, "Citizens of GØRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock under a sky full of planets.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A glowing blonde woman smiles radiantly. "Linda was beautiful." Panel 2: A long leg in a high heel stretches across the panel. "She had legs for days." Panel 3: An arm spans the frame. "Arms for weeks." Panel 4: Linda stands on a mountaintop like a goddess, arms spread against a sunset, with exaggerated proportions. "And breasts for years."

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Panel 1: A mother looks at her phone with a shocked expression. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "Hey mom, having fun riding my bf’s giant cock." Panel 2: The scene shifts to show a giant rooster with a blonde woman riding on its back. They are in a fenced yard, and the rooster appears calm and massive in size. Panel 3: The woman from the first panel is writing a message on her phone. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "How nice! Say hi to Bob from me!" Panel 4: The final panel shows a man in a cowboy hat standing in front of a building labeled "Bob’s Giant Cock Ranch."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch coos at her black cat, "Oh, Lord Nibbles! You cutie!" Panel 2: Kneeling by his castle-shaped litter box, she baby-talks, "You made a poo? A teeny stinky poo?" Panel 3: She scoops him up for a cuddle, gushing, "You cute little stinky sausage! I wuv you, Nibbles!" Panel 4: Later, alone at a laptop on a website called The Nibble, Lord Nibbles types out a diary entry dated Sunday, February 20th: "And I found myself asking, why are humans so cringe?"