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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful ladybug picks on a young mantis in a cap and backpack named Timmy and gasps, "Oh my God, Timmy, look!" Panel 2: In the grass lies a headleass praying mantis mate, who did not survive the night. Panel 3: The ladybug grins and says, "Looks like someone got lucky last night." Panel 4: Timmy forces a nervous, sweating smile and laughs, "Yeah... hahahaha..."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost wakes with a startled "GASP" in bed and cries, "Honey, I had a dream you died!" Panel 2: The other ghost calmly replies, "Sweetie, we're already dead." Panel 3: Nuzzling their partner, they add, "We were murdered by that crazy axe killer, remember?" Panel 4: Reassured, the first ghost sighs, "Oh, right... what a relief," as the couple drifts back to sleep beneath a crescent moon.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a man's door holding a potted seedling and announces, "I hereby hand over your father's remains." Panel 2: Reading from a note, the Reaper continues, "It was his final wish to be planted under this seedling, so that he will grow into a mighty tree," and hands the pot over. Panel 3: The man carries the little plant into his living room which is filled with brown, withered houseplants that clearly didn't make it. Panel 4: Sweating, he holds the seedling and thinks, "One last cruel joke, right, Dad?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In a public restroom, the Grim Reaper strides toward a man washing his hands, thinking, "Your time has come" while a strip of toilet paper trails from the Reaper's own shoe. Panel 2: The cheerful man points and says, "Hey, pal. You got some toilet paper on your shoe there." Panel 3: The Reaper glances down and mutters, "Uhm... Thanks." Panel 4: As the man strolls out into the sunshine, the embarrassed Reaper quietly crosses his name off a long list.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost floats up from a figure lying on the road and calls after the Grim Reaper, who is strolling off with a scythe, "Hey, wait... I think you made a mistake." Panel 2: The Reaper checks a scroll and asks, "Tom C. Bailey?" The ghost answers, "No, I'm Tim C. Riley." Panel 3: The Reaper apologizes, "Oh, pardon... I forgot my glasses. I'll fix you back up." Panel 4: The ghost adds one request, "Wait, can I go haunt my ex for like fifteen minutes?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper, scythe in hand, appears in a bathroom where a person is sitting on the toilet, and they cry, "Oh no, not like this!" Panel 2: The Reaper politely says, "Ok, I'll wait," and steps out. Panel 3: He peeks back around the door and asks, "Number one or number two?" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper sits patiently on a stool in the hallway, scythe propped beside him, calmly reading a magazine while waiting.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper cruises across a field on a skateboard, scythe in hand, cape billowing behind it. Panel 2: The Reaper leans toward a couple of kids and dares them, "Bet you can't do a kickflip over the shark tank." Panel 3: A confident boy in a yellow shirt and cap steps onto his board beside a tank full of circling shark fins and grins, "Betcha I can, old man!" Panel 4: A close-up of the Grim Reaper, quietly delighted, as it says, "I love my job."