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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A pirate with a peg leg and hook hand tells his captain, "Captain, our rivals have been calling us names again!" Panel 2: "They said we were a bunch of handicaps!" Panel 3: The captain raises his fist. "That's ableism! And we don't tolerate that kind of talk here!" Panel 4: Wide shot of their pirate ship sailing at sunset, covered in rainbow sails, pride flags, trans flags, a peace symbol, and a disability accessibility flag alongside the Jolly Roger.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two sailing ships – one with red sails, one with black – approach each other on the open sea. Panel 2: Close-up of the ships' wooden figureheads reaching toward each other. Panel 3: The figureheads touch, reminiscent of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." Panel 4: A pirate with an eyepatch, peg leg, and pipe watches from the deck and says, "I ship it." while the figureheads are making out.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Caption, "Officer McSexy was on patrol." The officer, known for his enormous behind, rides a horse down a city street. Panel 2: A woman calls out, "What a cute horse! May I pet it?" Panel 3: She happily pets the horse. Panel 4: Caption, "Officer McSexy did not like sharing attention." The horse is now inside a horse butchery, pawing desperately at the window with its hoof while the shopkeeper holds it from behind – as the officer struts away alone on the sidewalk.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost floats up from a figure lying on the road and calls after the Grim Reaper, who is strolling off with a scythe, "Hey, wait... I think you made a mistake." Panel 2: The Reaper checks a scroll and asks, "Tom C. Bailey?" The ghost answers, "No, I'm Tim C. Riley." Panel 3: The Reaper apologizes, "Oh, pardon... I forgot my glasses. I'll fix you back up." Panel 4: The ghost adds one request, "Wait, can I go haunt my ex for like fifteen minutes?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A dog howls "Awoooooo" at the moon while Slutty Witch flies past on a broomstick. Panel 2: She stops and asks, "Did you just howl at me?" Panel 3: The dog clarifies, "No, I was howling at the moon. I respect women and their autonomy." Panel 4: The witch flies off with "Cool. Bye!" and the dog replies, "See ya."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits in an armchair holding a drink. "They call me the Grim Reaper." Panel 2: Same setting. "But I'm actually not that grim." Panel 3: He leans back casually. "I like parties." Panel 4: The room is trashed with empty bottles and a dead body on the floor. "Parties where everyone dies."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A reporter holds a microphone to a woman in a lab coat and asks, "Dr. Carter, don't you regret not having kids?" Panel 2: The scientist kicks him in the shins and says, "I regret not kicking you in the shins," as he yelps "Ow!" Panel 3: The reporter, doubled over, protests, "But you did kick me in the shins." Panel 4: The scientist glides away on a skateboard in sunglasses, declaring, "Then I regret nothing."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a doorway. An old man peeks out. "I've been expecting you." Panel 2: The old man opens his arms welcomingly. "I knew you'd come to take me." Panel 3: The old man poses flirtatiously in his underwear on his bed. "Come on, take me already!" Panel 4: The Reaper flees down the street in a panic. The old man shouts, "Take me, dark stranger!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper, scythe in hand, appears in a bathroom where a person is sitting on the toilet, and they cry, "Oh no, not like this!" Panel 2: The Reaper politely says, "Ok, I'll wait," and steps out. Panel 3: He peeks back around the door and asks, "Number one or number two?" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper sits patiently on a stool in the hallway, scythe propped beside him, calmly reading a magazine while waiting.