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8-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man laughs at a mouse caught in a trap. "Haha, dumb mouse." Panel 2: The mouse, unfazed, next to a block of cheese. "Yes, I do love cheese." Panel 3: "I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to give everything for it." Panel 4: The mouse asks, "Have you ever loved anything that much?" Panel 5: The man stands alone against a dark sky, staring into the void. Panel 6: He sits on the floor, face in hands. "No..." Panel 7: He opens the trap, sobbing, and releases the mouse. Panel 8: The mouse relaxes in a cosy furnished mouse hole with bookshelves, eating cheese. "Haha, humans are chumps."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A doctor at her desk says, "Mr. Johnson, I have to talk to you. Please have a seat." Panel 2: Mr. Johnson crosses his arms. "Absolutely not. I know that trick." Panel 3: "If I sit down, you'll tell me I'm gonna hear the worst. So I prefer standing." Panel 4: The doctor thinks to herself, "Damn... this guy's good."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A zoo employee holds a boa constrictor and addresses a group of children and an adult during a demonstration. He says, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." Panel 2: The zoo employee reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." Panel 3: The boa constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." Panel 4: The boa constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. The zoo employee cheerfully says, "It kills its prey by choking!" The children and the adult look on in shock and horror.