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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two sailing ships – one with red sails, one with black – approach each other on the open sea. Panel 2: Close-up of the ships' wooden figureheads reaching toward each other. Panel 3: The figureheads touch, reminiscent of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." Panel 4: A pirate with an eyepatch, peg leg, and pipe watches from the deck and says, "I ship it." while the figureheads are making out.

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Panel 1: A father and son stand at a bus stop, the father holding a briefcase. The son asks, "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?" Panel 2: The father responds, "So we can have nice things, my boy." The son looks up at him. Panel 3: The son says, "But all of our things are shit." Panel 4: The father says, "You're shit." and gazes into the distance, lost in thought.

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Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Caption, "Officer McSexy was on patrol." The officer, known for his enormous behind, rides a horse down a city street. Panel 2: A woman calls out, "What a cute horse! May I pet it?" Panel 3: She happily pets the horse. Panel 4: Caption, "Officer McSexy did not like sharing attention." The horse is now inside a horse butchery, pawing desperately at the window with its hoof while the shopkeeper holds it from behind – as the officer struts away alone on the sidewalk.

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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper asks a person, "Any last word?" The person responds, "Shouldn't it be words? Plural?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper says, "No, I'm on a tight schedule today. Just one word." Panel 3: The person ponders for a moment, hand on their chin, while the Grim Reaper waits patiently. Panel 4: The person says, "Boobs."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a light blue shirt picks up a pumpkin at a supermarket pumpkin display. The pumpkin says, "Oh boy, I'm gonna be the spookiest Jack O'Lantern." Panel 2: The man carries a grocery bag with the pumpkin inside as he walks home at night. The pumpkin thinks, "I'm gonna scare all the kids!" Panel 3: The pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter thinking "Muahahaha!" Panel 4: The pumpkin, now placed on a porch with a "Welcome" sign, has a goofy, unintentionally cute face. It says, "Damn," realizing it looks silly instead of scary.

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Panel 1: A caption reads, "What a magnificent mountain." The panel shows a tall, snow-capped mountain under a blue sky. Panel 2: A caption reads, "What a magnificent bear on top of the mountain." The panel shows a bear standing on the peak of the mountain. Panel 3: A caption reads, "What a magnificent spider on top of the bear." The panel shows a close-up of a spider perched on the bear's head. Panel 4: The spider thinks, "I am the shit."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost floats up from a figure lying on the road and calls after the Grim Reaper, who is strolling off with a scythe, "Hey, wait... I think you made a mistake." Panel 2: The Reaper checks a scroll and asks, "Tom C. Bailey?" The ghost answers, "No, I'm Tim C. Riley." Panel 3: The Reaper apologizes, "Oh, pardon... I forgot my glasses. I'll fix you back up." Panel 4: The ghost adds one request, "Wait, can I go haunt my ex for like fifteen minutes?"

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Panel 1: A robot and a woman sit at a dinner table. The woman says, "I'll admit, when I agreed to this date I thought you were a human." The robot looks neutral. Panel 2: The robot responds, "Well, I'm a very good listener..." Panel 3: The robot adds, "...and I have multiple body parts that can vibrate." The woman looks shocked. Panel 4: The woman, raising her hand, says, "Could we get the check please?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."