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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A news reporter, standing waist-deep in water, says, “Becoming a water planet has not been all bad.” The caption reads “Business” with a yellow number 5 icon. Panel 2: The reporter continues, “Today, we’re talking with local pool noodle manufacturer Tom Gibbons.” Tom stands beside him in a red shirt and black tie; in the background, people float on pool noodles. Panel 3: The reporter asks, “Tom, how does it feel to be the most successful businessman around?” A drowning man can be seen waving in the background. Panel 4: Tom replies, “Well, I miss my wife and kids who passed in the floods.” Panel 5: Both men stand silently in the water, the reporter holding his microphone. Panel 6: Tom adds, “But business is thriving.” In the background, more people float in the flooded landscape.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A reporter holds a microphone to a woman in a lab coat and asks, "Dr. Carter, don't you regret not having kids?" Panel 2: The scientist kicks him in the shins and says, "I regret not kicking you in the shins," as he yelps "Ow!" Panel 3: The reporter, doubled over, protests, "But you did kick me in the shins." Panel 4: The scientist glides away on a skateboard in sunglasses, declaring, "Then I regret nothing."