4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An industrial building with a glowing sign reads "Dams Inc.," smokestacks puffing behind it. Panel 2: A hugely muscular beaver kicks open the CEO's office door, flexing, and shouts, "Time for sweet payback!" as the startled boss yelps, "Ah!" Panel 3: The buff beaver grabs the terrified executive, cackling "Muahahaha" and declaring, "You like being spanked, Mr. Big Dam!" Panel 4: The scene cuts to a bedroom, where the sweating man lies awake beside his wife, who sighs, "Oh, honey, was it Buff Beaver again?"

7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A couple relaxes in a wooden hot tub when a "Plopp" rings out; the man asks the woman, "W-was that you?" Panel 2: She says, "What? No... someone must've..." as a small turd bobs in the water. Panel 3: Cut to a cheerful salesman in an infomercial: "Welcome to Turd in a Pool. Our service is simple," beside the number 1-800-TURD-IN-A-POOL. Panel 4: He explains, "We will discreetly place a turd in a pool." Panel 5: "Why, you ask? Why not?!" Panel 6: Pointing at the camera, he adds, "Don't ask how we do it. Just call our toll-free number and say Turd Now!" Panel 7: A branded Turd-in-a-Pool helicopter hovers over a house, lowering an operative on a cable to complete the job.

An XL sticker sheet titled “Apocalypse Now Sticker Sheet,” featuring humorous and satirical designs about climate change, capitalism, technology, and space travel. Examples include: a burning tree with the words “Thanks Assholes,” a dinner plate reading “The Rich,” a sign saying “Send Elon to Mars Already,” a burning Cybertruck-like car, a sign reading “Owls Against Oligarchy,” and an anti-AI sticker saying “Use Your Brain. Fuck AI. Enjoy Your Mind.”

The World is doomed! Will this sticker sheet save us? Probably not. But we’re on the side of blind optimism! These stickers may very well be just what we need to survive. This huge sheet features an ass-kicking combination of heartwarming motifs, such as Worms for Wealth Tax, I Want to Believe in Humans, and our ever-present flaming Mother Earth.

 

Our dear patrons voted on the motifs so if you, Mr. Musk, think about suing: IT WASN’T US! WE DON’T YOUR FUTURISTIC TRUCKS ON FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 WE JUST WANT YOU TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM TO GO TO MARS!

A transparent pencil case filled with pens, markers, and highlighters. A yellow “RAM YACHTS” sticker with a cartoon fish is stuck on the outside of the case.
A vibrant collection of various humorous and satirical stickers from the Apocalypse Now XL Sticker Sheet, including themes like AI, environmental messages, and pop culture references.
A bright yellow sticker with a humorous alien graphic and the text 'I want to believe... in humans' placed on a transparent ruler, ideal for those who love witty and eye-catching stickers.

 

Stickers can soothe pain, make you laugh, and help you identify fellow kindred spirits! Let us join hands with our fellow worms, our whales in arms, our ardent owls to shoot those billionaires to a galaxy far far away.

 

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."

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