War and Peas comic strip

Panel 1:
A man and a witch walk into a dimly lit room with candles on the floor. The man says, "Aww, how romantic!"

Panel 2:
The man, pointing at the candles, says, "All the candles!"

Panel 3:
The man, pointing at a pentagram on the floor, says, "And this beautiful floor painting!"

Panel 4:
The man, looking slightly concerned, says, "Wait a minute." The witch, now holding a knife, looks at him with a serious expression.

Panel 1: A father and son stand at a bus stop, the father holding a briefcase. The son asks, "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?" Panel 2: The father responds, "So we can have nice things, my boy." The son looks up at him. Panel 3: The son says, "But all of our things are shit." Panel 4: The father says, "You're shit." and gazes into the distance, lost in thought.

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Caption, "Officer McSexy was on patrol." The officer, known for his enormous behind, rides a horse down a city street. Panel 2: A woman calls out, "What a cute horse! May I pet it?" Panel 3: She happily pets the horse. Panel 4: Caption, "Officer McSexy did not like sharing attention." The horse is now inside a horse butchery, pawing desperately at the window with its hoof while the shopkeeper holds it from behind – as the officer struts away alone on the sidewalk.

Panel 1:
The Grim Reaper asks a person, "Any last word?" The person responds, "Shouldn't it be words? Plural?"

Panel 2:
The Grim Reaper says, "No, I'm on a tight schedule today. Just one word."

Panel 3:
The person ponders for a moment, hand on their chin, while the Grim Reaper waits patiently.

Panel 4:
The person says, "Boobs."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost floats up from a figure lying on the road and calls after the Grim Reaper, who is strolling off with a scythe, "Hey, wait... I think you made a mistake." Panel 2: The Reaper checks a scroll and asks, "Tom C. Bailey?" The ghost answers, "No, I'm Tim C. Riley." Panel 3: The Reaper apologizes, "Oh, pardon... I forgot my glasses. I'll fix you back up." Panel 4: The ghost adds one request, "Wait, can I go haunt my ex for like fifteen minutes?"

War and Peas - Dinner's Ready - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich
War and Peas – Dinners Ready – Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits in an armchair holding a drink. "They call me the Grim Reaper." Panel 2: Same setting. "But I'm actually not that grim." Panel 3: He leans back casually. "I like parties." Panel 4: The room is trashed with empty bottles and a dead body on the floor. "Parties where everyone dies."

4-panel comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A decorated Christmas tree with a face and arms frowns and says, “This is outrageous.” It stands in a cozy, pink-walled room with festive ornaments.
Panel 2: The tree looks more dismayed, saying, “They dressed me like a clown.” It’s wrapped in lights and adorned with baubles, candy canes, and a star on top.
Panel 3: The tree looks down at the base of its trunk, surrounded by colorful presents. It appears sad and resigned.
Panel 4: A second tree, slightly smaller and smug-looking, says: “At least they didn’t put a tree up your arse.” The original tree now looks deeply unsettled.

War and Peas – Bad Luck – Comic