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War and Peas – Dinner for Two – Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A watermelon with a stern face floats in the middle of a blue background. The caption reads: "The Seedless Watermelon." Panel 2: The watermelon now has a serious expression and says, "If I cannot reproduce..." Panel 3: The watermelon launches itself groin-first at a human, shouting, "...neither will anybody else!" The person screams in pain as the watermelon hits them with a loud "POW" in the crotch. Panel 4: The watermelon bounces away victoriously as the person curls up on the ground. The caption above reads: "Another triumph for the seedless watermelon."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper cruises across a field on a skateboard, scythe in hand, cape billowing behind it. Panel 2: The Reaper leans toward a couple of kids and dares them, "Bet you can't do a kickflip over the shark tank." Panel 3: A confident boy in a yellow shirt and cap steps onto his board beside a tank full of circling shark fins and grins, "Betcha I can, old man!" Panel 4: A close-up of the Grim Reaper, quietly delighted, as it says, "I love my job."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two snowflakes with smiling faces float in the blue winter sky. One has a classic hexagonal shape; the other is more wavy and ornate. They look delighted to be falling together. Panel 2: The two snowflakes drift closer, their faces gleaming with joy as if they’re falling in love midair. The atmosphere is whimsical and romantic. Panel 3: Just as they’re about to touch, they land on a warm human tongue. The ornate snowflake begins to melt, its face contorted in shock and pain, while the hexagonal snowflake appears unaware. Panel 4: A bundled-up child wearing a green hat, scarf, and gloves stands in the snow, putting their tongue out, oblivious to the fleeting tragedy they’ve caused.