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Panel 1: A shoe store employee is kneeling in front of Bigfoot sitting on a bench. The employee struggles to fit a small shoe onto the creature’s massive foot, saying, “Mr. Foot, I think we need a bigger—” Panel 2: Bigfoot, now zoomed in with an intense and intimidating expression, cuts him off, asking, “A bigger what?” Panel 3: The employee, sweating and looking nervous, quickly backtracks, saying, “Uhm, nothing. Just a completely normal-sized shoe.” Panel 4: The employee, now visibly panicked, gets up and starts running away as Mr. Foot calmly but still angry sits on the bench. The employee says, “For a completely normal-footed guy.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A parent in brown shirt and dark pants holds blue jeans while speaking to a small child in a yellow shirt and underwear, saying "I don't want to put on pants." A baby and wooden chair are visible in the background. Panel 2: The parent responds "Well, you have to" while the child asks "Why?" Panel 3: The parent explains "Because I say so. When you grow up, you can do whatever you want." Panel 4: The scene shifts to show the same child, now grown up in business attire, sitting at an office desk with a computer, papers, and office supplies, illustrating the irony of adult responsibilities versus childhood promises of freedom.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Shows large red letters spelling "ART" standing majestically on a green hill against a cloudy sky, with text reading "There stands art, in all its pure magnificence!" Panel 2: The scene reveals additional gray letters "MONEY" approaching from the right side of the hill, with "ART" looking concerned and text saying "Wait... WHAT IS THAT?" Panel 3: The gray "MONEY" letters are now pushing against and overwhelming the red "ART" letters on the hill, with "ART" pleading "OH NO... PLEASE DON'T!" Panel 4: Final scene shows "ART" and "MONEY" together in bed, with "MONEY" smoking afterwards, depicting the uncomfortable relationship between artistic integrity and commercial interests.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?” Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering…” Panel 3: The angel adds: “…wants to be worshipped all the time…” and “…likes to watch you during sex.” Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm… Makes sense.”

 

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Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.

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