Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

Panel 1: A robot and a woman sit at a dinner table. The woman says, "I'll admit, when I agreed to this date I thought you were a human." The robot looks neutral. Panel 2: The robot responds, "Well, I'm a very good listener..." Panel 3: The robot adds, "...and I have multiple body parts that can vibrate." The woman looks shocked. Panel 4: The woman, raising her hand, says, "Could we get the check please?"