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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Inside a car at night. A vampire drives. Fuzzy dice and a tree air freshener hang from the mirror. The vampire says, "Don't look but I think we're being followed." Panel 2: The passenger (Slutty Witch) turns around, alarmed. She says, "Oh, fuck! Not again!" Panel 3: Outside view: a giant purple spider with green joints and multiple eyes chases the car down a dark road. Panel 4: Inside the car. Slutty Witch, now wearing sunglasses sips a drink. She says, "I told you to take off that damn bumper sticker!" The vampire grips the wheel, unamused. Panel 5: Close-up of the car's rear. A yellow bumper sticker reads "SPIDERS ARE FRIENDS" Panel 6: The giant spider chases the car across a mountainous landscape. The spider calls out, "Wait! Are you guys into tap dancing!?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman with black hair in a bun, wearing a black dress, stands against a red background, gesturing as she speaks. She says, "Ok, girls. You really need to show our guests more affection." Panel 2: She continues, "Sit on their lap, let them touch you a bit." Panel 3: She says, "Rub against their leg. You know the drill." Panel 4: The reveal: the woman is inside a cat café. Several cats of different colours sit on chairs and tables around the room. A "CAT CAFE" sign is visible reversed on the window. One black cat (Lord Nibbles) says, "I quit."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green alien astronauts at an archaeological dig on post-apocalyptic Earth. One alien says to a crowned alien that's just arriving, "Commander, we've discovered an artefact. The humans called it 'Internet'." Panel 2: The two aliens stand beside a wheeled computer console on the ruined Earth surface. The alien at the keyboard says, "We were able to reconstruct some of the data." Panel 3: The crowned alien watches a screen showing an orange cat batting at a ball of yarn. Panel 4: Close-up of the crowned alien crying green tears. The other alien says, "It's pretty much all like this." The crowned alien replies, "Beautiful."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits on a park bench reading a book. He calls out to a passing boy: "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The boy asks nervously, "Is that how I'm going to pass on?" Panel 3: The Reaper reassures him: "Um no, you're gonna go peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The kid runs off excitedly. "Awesome! I'm gonna go try heroin!"

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A bird and an elephant sit at a bar. The elephant says, "Stop thinking about that jerk!" Panel 2: The elephant continues, "Don't you see the red flags with that guy?" Panel 3: A bull bursts in, wide-eyed. "Did someone say red flags?!" The elephant looks startled. Panel 4: The bull leans over the table and says, "I need to meet him." The bird and elephant look exasperated.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grey cat teacher stands at a desk with a pointer, lecturing a class of cats. "When the human awakes in the morning, it is very important to greet them." Panel 2: A student raises a paw. "Yes, Todd?" Todd asks, "How do we greet them?" Panel 3: The teacher nods approvingly. "Excellent question." Panel 4: The teacher points to a chalkboard diagram showing a cat presenting its backside to a stick-figure human. "With our buttholes."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a green cap and hoodie hands a certificate to a blonde woman in a black top and grey skirt. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate, laughing. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne, flanked by two alien guards. Planets float in the purple sky. The leader announces, "Citizens of GØRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock under a sky full of planets.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper appears before an old lady knitting in her armchair. "It's time." Panel 2: She looks up cheerfully. "Time for what? Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: Death facepalms. "Mrs. Schmidt..." She grabs her walker: "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: They sit on the couch together with cookies, cake, and Bridgerton on TV. Death protests, "We can't keep doing this, Mrs.—" She shushes him: "Pssst!"