4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A cheerful witch is seen packing a box at a table, with scissors and tape nearby. She exclaims, "My business really is booming!" A vampire seated nearby asks curiously, "What business?" Panel 2: The witch responds casually, "I'm selling used tampons to Vampires online." Panel 3: The vampire, looking shocked and holding a mug of tea, exclaims, "Wait. You're Lady Red?" Panel 4: The witch, still focused on her packaging, replies happily, "It's very lucrative." The vampire turns away from the witch in shock and tries to cover his cup of tea with his body. The teabag has a bright red label.

4-panel comic by War and Peas:
Panel 1: A vampire excitedly exclaims, "I can’t wait to go outside! I’m all lathered up!" while standing next to a bottle of sunscreen.
Panel 2: Close-up of a bottle labeled "Sunscreen Extra-Strength: For Vampires, Ghouls, and other dark creatures," featuring a small illustration of spooky figures under the sun.
Panel 3: The vampire, dressed in a cape, steps outside with a witch companion, happily saying, "Finally, after 732 years, I can spend a nice afternoon outside!"
Panel 4: Thirty seconds later, the witch notices and says, "You forgot your ears." The vampire looks confused, "Huh?" as his pointed ears start to burn in the sunlight.

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Slutty witch approaches a table, holding a package while saying "We got this mysterious package." The vampire and the black cat Lord Nibbles sis at the table having coffee. Panel 2: The witch places the package on the round wooden table. The vampire says, "How strange." Panel 3: The witch opens the package and exclaims in confusion "Huh? There's nothing inside." She continues "It's just an empty cardbox." Panel 4: Lord Nibbles, the cat puts the newspaper down and declares "Oh, that's mine!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas.Panel 1: A group of witches sit in a circle around a fire under the night sky. One witch says, "To abolish the patriarchy once and for all..."
Panel 2: Another witch, holding a wand, adds, "...raise your wands, sisters!"
Panel 3: Several witches lift their wands, while one holds up what looks like a vibrator (magic wand).
Panel 4: The witch holding the vibrator looks slightly awkward, while the other witches continue their ritual under the moon.

So, here’s the deal: after we dropped this comic and it turned out to be a success, we felt this itch—almost a physical urge—to revisit it. Not to remake it per se, but to refine, to tweak, to smooth out those minor imperfections that only become visible in hindsight, like hairline cracks in a mirror that otherwise reflects something whole.

Then, along comes this offer from a print studio, and not just any print studio but one with three locations across the globe, which is kind of a big deal if you think about it. Their whole operation is basically the dream scenario for anyone who cares about what they’re producing: colors that aren’t just bright but seem to vibrate on some kind of metaphysical level, like they’ve bypassed your retina and gone straight to the part of your brain responsible for wonder. And let’s not forget the paper. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill, office supply store stuff. We’re talking thick, textured, almost sinfully durable paper. Like, you could probably frame this without glass, and it would still hold up against the minor apocalypses that tend to occur in your living room.

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Speaking of frames—another thing. They’ve got this black one that’s absurdly high-end, so good that they don’t just frame the print, they frame you, like they re-contextualize your entire existence as someone who actually cares about aesthetics. Which, if we’re being brutally honest, is part of the reason for the price, and we get it: some of you have raised an eyebrow or two about the cost, and we don’t blame you. But the thing is: the price isn’t arbitrary. It’s a function of the quality and the ethically sound supply chain. Yes, it’s on the higher end of the spectrum. Yes, it’s an investment. But imagine this: your artistically disaffected friends and the snobbish dinner guests whose approval you secretly crave? They’re going to stand in front of this print, struck dumb, maybe for the first time in their lives, because they’re faced with something they can’t cynically deconstruct. And isn’t that worth it?

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Funny Witch Comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A witch is sitting at a table with a wine glass, smiling at her date. She asks, "So what are you looking for in a girl?"
Panel 2: In front of her sits a zombie girl, with green decayed skin and torn clothes, holds a cocktail and enthusiastically shouts, "BRAAAINS."
Panel 3: The witch, now excited with wide eyes and clasped hands.
Panel 4: The witch continues to smile and eagerly responds, "Oh my god! Me, too!"

Fungirl Exhibtion

If you’re in Hamburg (Germany) you can meet Elizabeth at her solo exhibition during the Comicfestival Hamburg!