4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A knight in full armor, standing in a grassy field, calls up to a princess in a tower window. He shouts, "Princess, it is I, your knight in shining armour!" The princess leans on the windowsill, looking unimpressed. Panel 2: The princess responds with a skeptical look, saying, "Hm. Doesn't look THAT shiny to me!" Panel 3: The knighis shocked while the princess exclaims, "Don't expect ME to do any of that scrubbing! You're gonna need to come back looking SPOTLESS!" Panel 4: In a humorous twist, the knight is seen sitting indoors in just his underwear, scrubbing his armor with soap and a sponge while muttering, "Fuck." A horse outside the window adds to the scene's absurdity.

4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A man stands in an office at night, adjusting his tie nervously while speaking into a phone. The window shows a crescent moon in the sky. He says, “I’m sorry. I won’t make it tonight. I have a deadline.”

Panel 2: Outside the office window, the Grim Reaper, cloaked and skeletal, chuckles from behind some bushes. He watches the man through the window and says, “Hehe. Yes, you do.”

Panel 3: The Grim Reaper silently continues watching the man through the window, who is now seated and working at his desk. The tension builds.

Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, slightly embarrassed or amused, raises his hands defensively and says, “Okay, I like puns. Sue me.” The man remains unaware inside.

War and Peas – Von Hexen und Menschen – Panini – Elizabeth Pich – Jonathan Kunz

Guten Tag! 

We’re happy to announce that our debut book “War and Peas: Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers” will be released in German by the legendary publishing house Panini.

“War and Peas: Von Hexen und Menschen” translates to “War and Peas: Of Witches and Men” in honor of John Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”. We were stunned to see how good the comics translate into the notoriously unfunny language of German!

If you happen to like hardcovers and know some German, preorder it here or at your local book store :)

Warm regards,
Elizabeth & Jonathan

War and Peas – Von Hexen und Menschen – Panini – Elizabeth Pich – Jonathan Kunz War and Peas – Von Hexen und Menschen – Panini – Elizabeth Pich – Jonathan Kunz

“Überdreht, morbide und herrlich abgefahren sind die Cartoons von Elizabeth Pich und Jonathan Kunz. Satirisch überspitzte Alltagsgeschichten treffen auf tiefschwarzen Humor.

Über 200.000 Follower auf Facebook, über 700.000 auf Instagram! So haben es die in Deutschland lebenden Künstler geschafft, dass ihre Cartoons zuerst in den USA publiziert wurden. Jetzt erscheint endlich die deutschsprachige Ausgabe bei Panini!”

Hier geht’s zur Vorbestellung bei Panini :)

4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A woman approaches a tall tree in a grassy landscape, saying, "Oh wise and gentle giant. Tell me a story." The tree stands serenely under a bright blue sky.
Panel 2: The tree replies, "Once, there was a species called humans who destroyed the planet and all living things." The scene remains peaceful but contrasts with the harsh story.
Panel 3: The tree continues, "One day, a particular twat came up to a tree asking for a story." The woman looks up at the tree, her expression unchanging.
Panel 4: The woman breaks the fourth wayll, thinking, "That last part seems unnecessary," as the tree stands motionless, towering above her in silence.

4-panel comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A child stands next to their father and says, "Dad, there's a fat, ugly monster under my bed."
Panel 2: The father, leaning down, says, "Now, now, son..."
Panel 3: The father continues, "We do not fat shame in this house."
Panel 4: The father peers under the bed and tells the monster, "You are beautiful."

 

4 panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas: 1. Panel: An angel and God are sitting on a cloud looking down on Earth. The angel says, "Heavenly father, the humans have started doing sex for enjoyment." 2. Panel: The angel continues, "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." 3. Panel: God says, "Hmm. Not gonna lie..." 4. He continues, "It does turn me on a bit."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands over a body, clipboard in hand, addressing a ghost. "Thanks for using our soul-reaping services." Panel 2: Close-up of the Reaper reading from the clipboard. "Would you say your experience was — Good, Great, Not sure." Panel 3: The ghost stares blankly. Silence. Panel 4: The Reaper writes on the clipboard. "I'm gonna put down 'Great.'"

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A fairy and witch are sitting in front of a café drinking coffee. The fairy goes, "So how was your date?" 2. The witch answers, "He's been treating me like a piece of meat." 3. The fairy is disgusted, "Ugh!" 4. The witch takes a sip from the coffee and says, "Well, he's vegan so he's very respectful."

This comic is available as a signed Fine Art Print in our shop!

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A pirate with a peg leg and hook hand tells his captain, "Captain, our rivals have been calling us names again!" Panel 2: "They said we were a bunch of handicaps!" Panel 3: The captain raises his fist. "That's ableism! And we don't tolerate that kind of talk here!" Panel 4: Wide shot of their pirate ship sailing at sunset, covered in rainbow sails, pride flags, trans flags, a peace symbol, and a disability accessibility flag alongside the Jolly Roger.