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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a green cap and hoodie hands a certificate to a blonde woman in a black top and grey skirt. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate, laughing. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne, flanked by two alien guards. Planets float in the purple sky. The leader announces, "Citizens of GØRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock under a sky full of planets.

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In this comic by War and Peas, a person sets a mouse trap with cheese, mocking the mouse by saying 'Haha, dumb mouse.' The mouse, near the cheese, responds 'Yeah. I do love cheese.' The mouse then expresses its love for cheese, stating 'I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to die for it,' and asks the person if they have ever loved anything so much. The person, reflecting on the question, responds sadly with 'No...' while the mouse is trapped. Feeling remorseful, the person opens the trap and frees the mouse, who escapes with the cheese. The final panel shows the mouse joining other mice in a cozy home, saying 'Haha, humans are chumps.'

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper appears before an old lady knitting in her armchair. "It's time." Panel 2: She looks up cheerfully. "Time for what? Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: Death facepalms. "Mrs. Schmidt..." She grabs her walker: "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: They sit on the couch together with cookies, cake, and Bridgerton on TV. Death protests, "We can't keep doing this, Mrs.—" She shushes him: "Pssst!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands over a body, clipboard in hand, addressing a ghost. "Thanks for using our soul-reaping services." Panel 2: Close-up of the Reaper reading from the clipboard. "Would you say your experience was — Good, Great, Not sure." Panel 3: The ghost stares blankly. Silence. Panel 4: The Reaper writes on the clipboard. "I'm gonna put down 'Great.'"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two sailing ships – one with red sails, one with black – approach each other on the open sea. Panel 2: Close-up of the ships' wooden figureheads reaching toward each other. Panel 3: The figureheads touch, reminiscent of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." Panel 4: A pirate with an eyepatch, peg leg, and pipe watches from the deck and says, "I ship it." while the figureheads are making out.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A dog howls "Awoooooo" at the moon while Slutty Witch flies past on a broomstick. Panel 2: She stops and asks, "Did you just howl at me?" Panel 3: The dog clarifies, "No, I was howling at the moon. I respect women and their autonomy." Panel 4: The witch flies off with "Cool. Bye!" and the dog replies, "See ya."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits in an armchair holding a drink. "They call me the Grim Reaper." Panel 2: Same setting. "But I'm actually not that grim." Panel 3: He leans back casually. "I like parties." Panel 4: The room is trashed with empty bottles and a dead body on the floor. "Parties where everyone dies."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a doorway. An old man peeks out. "I've been expecting you." Panel 2: The old man opens his arms welcomingly. "I knew you'd come to take me." Panel 3: The old man poses flirtatiously in his underwear on his bed. "Come on, take me already!" Panel 4: The Reaper flees down the street in a panic. The old man shouts, "Take me, dark stranger!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A robot proudly shows a childlike drawing to its creator. "Professor, look what I made." Panel 2: The professor examines the drawing, intrigued. "Fascinating." Panel 3: The robot asks eagerly, "You like it?" Panel 4: The professor walks away, unimpressed. "You are just as disappointing as my human children."