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Panel 1: A black cat and a bear sit at a poker table. The bear says, "I have a flush." Panel 2: The black cat responds, "Oh, a flush? So, you know that word?" Panel 3: The bear says, "Uhm, sure." The black cat then asks, "So, why don't you ever flush?" The bear looks confused. Panel 4: The scene zooms out, revealing a giraffe and a mouse also sitting at the poker table. The giraffe says "Seriously, Karl. Why don't you ever flush?"

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man opens the door to a woman in a cat costume. She says, "Hi Craig, thank for the invitation." He answers, "Who are you?" Panel 2: She looks upset and says, "I'm Alice from Accounting." Panel 3: He says, "Haha, I'm just kidding! I'm dressed up as someone with Alzheimers." She enters and goes, "Oh! Haha!" Panel 4: There are many people enjoying themselves at the party while Craig stands alone in a corner thinking, "Who the hell are these people?"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

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Panel 1: A mother looks at her phone with a shocked expression. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "Hey mom, having fun riding my bf’s giant cock." Panel 2: The scene shifts to show a giant rooster with a blonde woman riding on its back. They are in a fenced yard, and the rooster appears calm and massive in size. Panel 3: The woman from the first panel is writing a message on her phone. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "How nice! Say hi to Bob from me!" Panel 4: The final panel shows a man in a cowboy hat standing in front of a building labeled "Bob’s Giant Cock Ranch."

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Panel 1: A caption reads, "Sally had super vision." The panel shows Sally, a woman with a bun, standing alone. Panel 2: A caption reads, "She could see other people's feelings." The panel shows a close-up of Sally with abnormally large, bulging eyes. Panel 3: Sally greets a person on the street, saying, "Hello." The person thinks, "Ew." Panel 4: A caption reads, "Sally was very lonely." The panel shows Sally standing alone, looking sad.

FYI: We have an exhibition coming up on Friday, February 18th at KuBa in Saarbrücken, Germany. Meet us at the opening at 7pm! The show is called Silly Empire and it’s wild!

War and Peas – Exhibition – Silly Empire

 

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In this comic by War and Peas, a person sets a mouse trap with cheese, mocking the mouse by saying 'Haha, dumb mouse.' The mouse, near the cheese, responds 'Yeah. I do love cheese.' The mouse then expresses its love for cheese, stating 'I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to die for it,' and asks the person if they have ever loved anything so much. The person, reflecting on the question, responds sadly with 'No...' while the mouse is trapped. Feeling remorseful, the person opens the trap and frees the mouse, who escapes with the cheese. The final panel shows the mouse joining other mice in a cozy home, saying 'Haha, humans are chumps.'

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A zoo employee holds a boa constrictor and addresses a group of children and an adult during a demonstration. He says, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." Panel 2: The zoo employee reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." Panel 3: The boa constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." Panel 4: The boa constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. The zoo employee cheerfully says, "It kills its prey by choking!" The children and the adult look on in shock and horror.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people sit on a bench by the water, watching the sunset. One person says, "That buoy is blocking my view of the sunset!" Panel 2: The other person replies, "Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys!" The other person looks at them with a deadpan expression. Panel 3: The two people sit silently looking at each other, with the first person looking slightly annoyed. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a crime scene by the water, with police tape and detectives. One detective says, "We can all agree, this murder was justified," referring to the pun that led to the imaginary crime.