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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A couple is kissing passionately in bed, with "KISS KISS" sounds floating around them. The moon outside the window has a neutral expression. Panel 2: The man stops kissing and says, "Eww, the moon is watching us." The woman responds, "Friggin' perv!" The moon looks shocked. Panel 3: The moon, now with a soft, happy expression, says, "I just think you're the cutest couple." The woman responds with an "Awww." Panel 4: The moon, looking eager and leaning in, says, "Now, where were we?" The couple looks at each other awkwardly, realizing the moon wants the show to continue.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch in a black dress and pointy hat stands next to a broken vase on the floor. She looks at her black cat, Lord Nibbles, and says, "Another broken vase?" Lord Nibbles sits calmly on a table. Panel 2: The witch says, "Great. Now I have to get a new one." Lord Nibbles watches her from the table with a sly expression. Panel 3: Later: The witch, holding a new vase box, declares, "No more throwing down!" Lord Nibbles looks on with a scheming gaze. Panel 4: The witch places a bouquet of flowers in the new vase while Lord Nibbles, now inside the new vase box, triumphantly declares, "Another victory." The box is tipped over, revealing Lord Nibbles' true plan all along.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: *A man in a trench coat approaches another man on a sidewalk. The man in the trench coat says, "Psst pal, looks like you could use..." Panel 2: *The man in the trench coat opens his arms wide for a hug and says, "A hug." Panel 3: *The two men are hugging each other tightly. Panel 4: The man in the trench coat says, "That’ll be 20 bucks," while still hugging the other man.

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Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A police officer in a blue uniform notices a thief running out of a shop carrying a stolen monitor. The caption reads, "Oh no, a criminal is afoot." Panel 2: The officer charges toward the thief while someone off-screen yells, "Do something, Officer McSexy!" Panel 3: The thief shields his eyes and screams, "AAAH! THE SEXINESS!" as the officer strikes a heroic pose and presents his butt. Panel 4: The officer handcuffs the thief, who casually asks, "You wanna grab a drink when I get out?" The caption reads, "You've done it again, McSexy."

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War and Peas comic strip Panel 1: A man and a witch walk into a dimly lit room with candles on the floor. The man says, "Aww, how romantic!" Panel 2: The man, pointing at the candles, says, "All the candles!" Panel 3: The man, pointing at a pentagram on the floor, says, "And this beautiful floor painting!" Panel 4: The man, looking slightly concerned, says, "Wait a minute." The witch, now holding a knife, looks at him with a serious expression.

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Panel 1: A father and son stand at a bus stop, the father holding a briefcase. The son asks, "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?" Panel 2: The father responds, "So we can have nice things, my boy." The son looks up at him. Panel 3: The son says, "But all of our things are shit." Panel 4: The father says, "You're shit." and gazes into the distance, lost in thought.

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Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper asks a person, "Any last word?" The person responds, "Shouldn't it be words? Plural?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper says, "No, I'm on a tight schedule today. Just one word." Panel 3: The person ponders for a moment, hand on their chin, while the Grim Reaper waits patiently. Panel 4: The person says, "Boobs."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a light blue shirt picks up a pumpkin at a supermarket pumpkin display. The pumpkin says, "Oh boy, I'm gonna be the spookiest Jack O'Lantern." Panel 2: The man carries a grocery bag with the pumpkin inside as he walks home at night. The pumpkin thinks, "I'm gonna scare all the kids!" Panel 3: The pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter thinking "Muahahaha!" Panel 4: The pumpkin, now placed on a porch with a "Welcome" sign, has a goofy, unintentionally cute face. It says, "Damn," realizing it looks silly instead of scary.

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Panel 1: A caption reads, "What a magnificent mountain." The panel shows a tall, snow-capped mountain under a blue sky. Panel 2: A caption reads, "What a magnificent bear on top of the mountain." The panel shows a bear standing on the peak of the mountain. Panel 3: A caption reads, "What a magnificent spider on top of the bear." The panel shows a close-up of a spider perched on the bear's head. Panel 4: The spider thinks, "I am the shit."