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5-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A sleepy NASA scientist is dozing at her desk in a control center at night. The radar dishes outside rotate under a crescent moon. Panel 2: A loud beep wakes her. She jumps up in excitement, yelling, “It’s happening! The first contact!” Panel 3: A voice buzzes in over the intercom: “Hey, did you want sausage on your pizza?” Panel 4: She snaps, “JEFF! This is the ALIEN LINE! No sausage!” while slamming a button. Panel 5: Two buff green aliens in a spaceship hover over Earth. One says, “Huh. It’s busy.”

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed. Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on." Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink. Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two horn beetles are fighting over a ball of dung on sandy ground with grass in the background. One beetle says "She's mine!" while the other responds "No, mine!" Panel 2: A female horn beetle approaches the fighting pair and says "Guys, stop! I'm more into personality." The male beetles ask "Really?" Panel 3: The female beetle continues speaking: "The personality trait I'm most into is..." Panel 4: The female beetle enthusiastically declares "...BUFFNESS!" while riding on the back of a gigantic muscular horn beetle.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman (thirsty scientist) and a man are seated at a candlelit dinner table. The woman, sipping from a wine glass, says, "So, after I finished my studies..." with a slurping sound effect "Slurrrp" visible. Panel 2: The woman, looking eager, interrupts with clapping hands and says, "Yeah Yeah, that's all great." Panel 3: She asks "But what's your head circumference?" The man, looking puzzled, asks, "I beg your pardon?" Panel 4: The woman, holding an alien mask, responds, "I estimate between 55 and 60 cm." The man, looking shocked, says, "Haha, what?" with a box labeled "Heads 4U" on the floor.

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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A dog character, wearing glasses, a shirt, and tie, stands at a podium labeled with a microphone. He says, “Research has shown that dogs are the most loyal creatures.” Panel 2: Continuing his talk, the dog lecturer says, “That’s why the love language of unconditional affection is called…” Panel 3: With enthusiastic eyes and a slight smile, he confidently declares, “…Doggy Style!” Panel 4: A giraffe character pops in from behind the curtain whispering something to the dog. Panel 5: The dog is now standing silently behind the podium as the spotlight stays on him. He seems awkward and regretful. Panel 6: The dog walks off the stage slowly, tail drooping. He tosses his speech notes behind him. A sign in the background reads: “Science of Love – Dr. Doggy.”

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6-panel-comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The thirsty NASA scientist is trying on a dress in a fitting room. A store clerk stands outside and asks, “Miss, how’s the dress?” Panel 2: The woman steps out in a little black dress and says, “Fine, but it’s not really the look I’m going for.” Panel 3: The clerk asks, “What look are you going for?” Panel 4: With an excited expression and wide eyes, the woman replies, “Lonely scientist gets whisked away by a ZØR$H‡X!-ian prince…” Panel 5: She continues passionately, “...who’s never seen a woman before and is overcome with lust!” Panel 6: The clerk, now slightly disturbed but professional, responds, “Maybe, I have something in the back,” as he walks away. She continues, "She's nervous at first, but he proves to be well-versed in the art of lovemaking."

A digital collage titled "Thirsty Scientist Starter Pack" features various items associated with a sci-fi and science aesthetic. Items include a black slip dress, round glasses, a bottle of "Alien" perfume by Mugler, a telescope, a DVD box set of the "Alien Quadrilogy," a book about H.R. Giger, a poster reading "I WANT TO BELIEVE" with an image of a UFO, and a green, textured alien-like sculpture. The background is light green, and the text is in a bold, futuristic font with a purple outline.

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Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz sitting beside a wooden ladder displaying a children's book titled "HI, EARTH." The book cover features a cartoon Earth with googly eyes wearing a cowboy hat, surrounded by flames. The setting includes numerous houseplants in the background, creating a cozy, plant-filled environment that appears to be a café or bookstore.

The book is here and it’s all that you can wish for – as an author and a reader. The pages are made of beautiful, thick paper and the colors are what industry professionals and bookstore owners would call vibrant. It is a huge step forward to anything we’ve done before!

Rare Tropical Birds

Yes, there are comics that you have seen before on our socials and the newsletter, but there are also brand new ones that are strictly exclusively in this book – like rare tropical birds that refuse to migrate to the digital ecosystem.

Funny comic by War and Peas named "Fuck that flower" 1. Panel: A flower says: They always say "What a beautiful flower. Lovely flower." 2. Panel: She continues: But do you know what they never say? 3. Panel: She shouts: I want to fuck that flower so hard that [redacted text] 4. Panel: A bee approaches saying "I could offer respectful love-making." The flower shouts "FUCK OFF!"

4-Panel Comic by "War and Peas" Panel 1: A person with an axe stands before a tree with a green treetop that has a simple face. The tree is speaking from a speech bubble saying "You can chop me down, but that won't fill the giant void inside you." The scene is set in a countryside with hills and mountains in the background. Panel 2: The person is now chopping down the tree with their axe, making a "CHOP" sound. The tree has fallen and the person is standing on the tree trunk. In the background, there's a truck or logging vehicle with smoke coming from it. Panel 3: The scene shifts to a lumber mill called "PAUL'S LUMBER" with industrial buildings, smokestacks, and piles of logs. The person who chopped the tree is receiving money bags from a businessman in a coat and hat. Panel 4: The final panel shows the same person now wealthy, lying on a lounge chair by a swimming pool at a luxury mansion. They're holding a cocktail and wearing sunglasses, looking discontented. A speech bubble reads "That damn tree was right..."

Worldwide Distribution

As our publisher Andrews McMeel has a worldwide distribution network, you can get the book really anywhere. Whether you’re contemplating existential dread beside a Norwegian fjord, sitting in a Brooklyn establishment where bearded men manipulate hops with the solemnity of neurosurgeons, or slowly going insane on your private island – our book will find you. It waits, lurking in the shadows, accessible to anyone close to a bookstore or with sufficient bandwidth to complete an online transaction.

Get it via Amazon, Barnes & Noble or BAM. Or order it through your local bookstore!

4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman kneels in front of her dog, holding a leash. The caption reads, "Whenever we go outside..." Panel 2: The woman gently holds and hugs her dog. The caption continues, "...my master needs a leash to make sure she doesn’t get lost." Panel 3: The dog confidently leads the way outside, while the woman follows, holding the leash. The caption reads, "Don’t worry, anxious one." Panel 4: A close-up of the dog looking happy as they walk. The caption concludes, "I’ll take care of you."

Thanks for reading :)
Elizabeth and Jonathan

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4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A cheerful witch is seen packing a box at a table, with scissors and tape nearby. She exclaims, "My business really is booming!" A vampire seated nearby asks curiously, "What business?" Panel 2: The witch responds casually, "I'm selling used tampons to Vampires online." Panel 3: The vampire, looking shocked and holding a mug of tea, exclaims, "Wait. You're Lady Red?" Panel 4: The witch, still focused on her packaging, replies happily, "It's very lucrative." The vampire turns away from the witch in shock and tries to cover his cup of tea with his body. The teabag has a bright red label.