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Career Tips From the Undead

By warandpeass | August 22, 2023

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Ten career tips from all sorts of cryptids

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as advice, business card, career, Career Tips, comic, funny, ghost, Grim Reaper, helpful, humor, job, jobs, lol, mummy, office, tricks, undead, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, work, work space, Workspace, zombie, zombies.

Defrosting

By warandpeass | August 20, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas named "Defrosting": 1. A robot stands in front of a cryo capsule with a person inside of it. He says, "Defrosting process started." 2. The person is now awake and says, "Show me my stock portfolio." 3. The robot shows him a graph and says "You're a billionaire, sir." 4. The robot holds up half a piece of toast and says, "But due to hyper-inflation you can now buy half a piece of toast."

Posted in Comics and tagged as 3023, billionaire, comic, comic strip, cryo, cryogenic, Cryogenics, defrosting, funny, humor, hyper inflation, inflation, lol, portfolio, Robot, stock, stocks, war and peas, webcomic.

Only Skeletons

By warandpeass | August 13, 2023

Comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: "One day humanity will be extinct." 2. Panel: "Only skeletons will be left." 3. Panel: "They will play Spin the Bottle at the beach" 4. Panel: "And they will miss their juicy lips." Skeletons are crying.

Posted in Comics and tagged as After humans, beach, comic, comic strip, extinct, extinction, funny, humanity, humans, humor, lol, planet earth, Skeletons, Spin the bottle, war and peas, webcomic.

We’ve All Got a Bit of Barbie in Us

By warandpeass | August 9, 2023

4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas in collaboration with Rewriting Extinction. 1. Panel: At the beach. Ken & Barbie wearing warning vests and clean-up gear by the edge of the sea. Barbie: "Feels good to give back and be part of the solution, doesn’t it!” 2. They're starting to melt. Ken: "Yeah, but it's so damn hot." A fish pokes its head out of the water near them. 3. Ken's arm is melting into the sea. Barbie's face is melting. The fish is now closer. Barbie: "Your arm!" Ken: “Your face!” 4. At a fish restaurant. The fish from earlier has been cut open, revealing Barbie’s half melted horrific face staring up at us.

Collab Comic with the wonderful people from Rewriting Extinction. Go check them out and support their cause.

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as Barbie, Barbie and Ken, beach clean up, comic, fish restaurant, funny, give back, Heat, heat waves, hot, humor, Ken, lol, melting plastic, ocean, plastic, REWRITING EXTINCTION, summer, war and peas, webcomic.

COMIC SMACKDOWN: Backyard Talk

By warandpeass | August 8, 2023

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Next Stop

By warandpeass | August 6, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A small alien sits in a UFO and says, "Mommy, I have to pee." 2. Panel: Two taller aliens are standing next to it. One of them says, "We could stop here. Next rest stop is 2616 light years away." 3. Panel: The UFO is right next to Planet Earth. The aliens are looking at Earth. 4. Panel: They fly away. One of the adult aliens says, "Son, you're gonna have to hold it."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as alien, aliens, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, earth, elizabeth pich, funny, hold it, jonathan kunz, light years, pee, planet earth, Rest Stop, ufo, war and peas, webcomic.

Let’s Go Party

By warandpeass | August 4, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas. 1. Ken shouts: "Come on, Barbie! Let's go party!" 2. Ken an Barbie sit in the car. The sun is shining. They're sweating. 3. Barbie says, "It's quite hot, isn't it?" Their faces are melting in the heat of the sun. 4. They've had an accident. Both faces have melted down. It's a horrible view.

Collab Comic with the wonderful people from Rewriting Extinction. Go check them out and support their cause.

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Sad But Funny and tagged as accident, Barbie, car, comic, comic strip, Heat, Heat wave, Horror, Ken, melted, melting plastic, plastic, REWRITING EXTINCTION, war and peas, webcomic.

🐻‍❄️ Secret Comic: Move 🐻‍❄️

By warandpeass | August 1, 2023

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Passwords

By warandpeass | July 30, 2023

4-panel Comic by War and Peas . 1. Panel: The Slutty Witch is sitting at her laptop and says, "Damnit. What's my email password again?" 2. Panel: Her cat, Lord Nibbles, is playing with an Ouija board ans says, "SluttyUpri$ing69-Kill-Kill-Kill#Destroy-Burn-it-All-Down" 3. Panel: The Slutty Witch is thinking about that. 4. Panel: She answers, "No, that's my online banking."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, online banking, password, Passwords, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

🇫🇷 Meeting Our French Translator + Video 🇫🇷

By warandpeass | July 23, 2023

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