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🐻‍❄️ Secret Comic: Move 🐻‍❄️

By warandpeass | August 1, 2023

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Passwords

By warandpeass | July 30, 2023

4-panel Comic by War and Peas . 1. Panel: The Slutty Witch is sitting at her laptop and says, "Damnit. What's my email password again?" 2. Panel: Her cat, Lord Nibbles, is playing with an Ouija board ans says, "SluttyUpri$ing69-Kill-Kill-Kill#Destroy-Burn-it-All-Down" 3. Panel: The Slutty Witch is thinking about that. 4. Panel: She answers, "No, that's my online banking."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, online banking, password, Passwords, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

🇫🇷 Meeting Our French Translator + Video 🇫🇷

By warandpeass | July 23, 2023

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Favorite Restaurant

By warandpeass | July 23, 2023

Comic about a Witch/Vampire couple by War and Peas 1. Panel: A witch and a vampire walk down the street holding hands. The witch says, "Tonight, I'm taking you to my favorite restaurant." 2. Panel: She stops, "Here we are!".She's standing in front of a cemetery gate. The vampire is angry, "WTF!" 3. Panel: The vamp shouts, "You expect me to eat dead bodies?" 4. Panel: The witch points at the building on the other side of the street with a big sign reading "Greek Deli". She says, "No, I meant this one."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, Cemetery, comic, comic strip, comics, comicstrips, couple, dark humor, date, Favorite Restaurant, funny, Greek Deli, hilarious, humor, restaurant, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

DOWNLOAD DAY! 🌙

By warandpeass | July 18, 2023

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Big Bang Theory

By warandpeass | July 16, 2023

Funny Comic by War and Peas 1.Panel: A female scientist is standing on the deck of an observatory. Next to her is a male scientist who is taking notes and supervising a computer. She looks up at the night sky through a telescope and says, "Do you ever look up and wonder if you're looking at two aliens having sex? 2. Panel: She turns to her colleague and says with shining eyes, "Or an alien orgy?" 3. Panel: They look at each other in silence. 4. Panel: She looks through the telescope again and says, "Or just one alien beating the beat."

Posted in Comics and tagged as alien, alien orgy, aliens, banging one out, comic, comics, deck, elizabeth pich, female scientist, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA, observatory, scientist, sexy humor, telescope, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

Greetings from Luxembourg

By warandpeass | July 16, 2023

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The Last Unicorn

By warandpeass | July 14, 2023

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Today’s the Day

By warandpeass | July 9, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A crab carrying a briefcase is returning to its home from work. It says, "Today's the day I finally pay off my house!" 2. "Finally I can retire–" 3. The crab is interrupted by a sound coming from above: rumble rumble. 4. A huge ship is crashing onto the crab and its house. On the side of the ship you can see the lettering "Ocean Gate".

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as accident, boom, comic, comics, crab, funny, humor, Ocean Gate, OceanGate, retire, retirement, rumble, Ship, shipwreck, war and peas, webcomic.

BTS Salutations [Video] 💥

By warandpeass | July 5, 2023

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