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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch coos at her black cat, "Oh, Lord Nibbles! You cutie!" Panel 2: Kneeling by his castle-shaped litter box, she baby-talks, "You made a poo? A teeny stinky poo?" Panel 3: She scoops him up for a cuddle, gushing, "You cute little stinky sausage! I wuv you, Nibbles!" Panel 4: Later, alone at a laptop on a website called The Nibble, Lord Nibbles types out a diary entry dated Sunday, February 20th: "And I found myself asking, why are humans so cringe?"

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War and Peas comic strip Panel 1: A man and a witch walk into a dimly lit room with candles on the floor. The man says, "Aww, how romantic!" Panel 2: The man, pointing at the candles, says, "All the candles!" Panel 3: The man, pointing at a pentagram on the floor, says, "And this beautiful floor painting!" Panel 4: The man, looking slightly concerned, says, "Wait a minute." The witch, now holding a knife, looks at him with a serious expression.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."