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Panel 1: A red-haired witch ("Slutty Witch") stands at the counter of the "Bureau of Broom Services." She says to the horned goblin lady behind the counter, "I'm here to get plates for my broom." Panel 2: The goblin lady offers a pamphlet and says, "I'm sure you'll enjoy our options: Sorcery Insurance, Invisibility Plus, Weapons." Panel 3: The witch, holding the pamphlet, asks, "What's the 'Plague Special Edition'?" Panel 4: Later that night, the witch is seen flying on her broom over a city. The sky is filled with swarms of insects, rats, and frogs. The witch laughs, "Hahaha."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The slutty witch enters a kitchen where a vampire is baking cookies with a black cat (Lord Nibbles) assisting. The witch says, "Aww, you guys made cookies?" Panel 2: The witch looks at the cookies on the table, which have bone and skull shapes. The vampire smiles innocently while holding a tray of cookies. The witch says, "So cute!" Panel 3: The witch takes a bite of a cookie and says, "Hm... tastes a bit stran—." Panel 4: The vampire says, "The icing is blood!" Panel 5: Lord Nibbles, the black cat, adds, "And the filling is tuna!" while the witch looks disgusted and spits out the cookie.

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.

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5-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat with wide eyes, holds a phone to their ear. Speech bubble: “You have to come home!” Background is solid red. Panel 2: A witch sits on a chaise, holding a phone to her ear, saying, “I told you not to call me at work.” An old man kneels in front of her, licking her feet with audible “Slurp” sound effects. Panel 3: Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, asks, “Remember the carpet you bought with the Ouija-Board design?” The witch replies, “Yes, so cute!” Background is split red and pink. Panel 4: Lord Nibbles’ eyes widen as he says, “Well, the Roomba summoned three demons with it!” The witch, unfazed, responds, “And?” Panel 5: The living room is filled with three demons sitting at a table. Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, says, “You have to lend me some money.” The demons appear engaged in a poker game.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch ("Slutty Witch") and a vampire sit on a couch watching TV, cozy with snacks. The vampire says, “Ahh… no place like home.” Panel 2: Their black cat (Lord Nibbles), lying on a green cushion, asks sarcastically, “What about a Roman bath full of maidens with high blood pressure?” Panel 3: The vampire replies, “I prefer low blood pressure.” Panel 4: With a smug look, the vampire sips from his mug and adds, “I’m a gourmet.” The witch munches popcorn beside him, and a skull lies on the floor near the TV.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed. Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on." Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink. Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.” Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.” Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.” Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.” Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”