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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a man's door holding a potted seedling and announces, "I hereby hand over your father's remains." Panel 2: Reading from a note, the Reaper continues, "It was his final wish to be planted under this seedling, so that he will grow into a mighty tree," and hands the pot over. Panel 3: The man carries the little plant into his living room which is filled with brown, withered houseplants that clearly didn't make it. Panel 4: Sweating, he holds the seedling and thinks, "One last cruel joke, right, Dad?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire in a black cape lurks against a tiled wall beneath a sign pointing to the sauna, rubbing his hands together. Panel 2: He peeks around the corner, giggling "Heehee," and hides. Panel 3: A flushed, sweating man wrapped in a towel strolls out of the steaming sauna as the vampire waits. Panel 4: The vampire creeps toward him, grinning, and says, "I love warm meals."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In a public restroom, the Grim Reaper strides toward a man washing his hands, thinking, "Your time has come" while a strip of toilet paper trails from the Reaper's own shoe. Panel 2: The cheerful man points and says, "Hey, pal. You got some toilet paper on your shoe there." Panel 3: The Reaper glances down and mutters, "Uhm... Thanks." Panel 4: As the man strolls out into the sunshine, the embarrassed Reaper quietly crosses his name off a long list.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tired office worker at a desk with a computer and charts thinks, "I wish I'd followed my passion and become an artist." Panel 2: An artist painting at an easel thinks, "I wish I had gone into a more financially stable profession." Panel 3: A split panel shows both of them side by side, each wistful and longing for the other's life. Panel 4: A vast, empty landscape of mountains and sky stretches out beneath the words "The end."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Caption, "Officer McSexy was on patrol." The officer, known for his enormous behind, rides a horse down a city street. Panel 2: A woman calls out, "What a cute horse! May I pet it?" Panel 3: She happily pets the horse. Panel 4: Caption, "Officer McSexy did not like sharing attention." The horse is now inside a horse butchery, pawing desperately at the window with its hoof while the shopkeeper holds it from behind – as the officer struts away alone on the sidewalk.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost floats up from a figure lying on the road and calls after the Grim Reaper, who is strolling off with a scythe, "Hey, wait... I think you made a mistake." Panel 2: The Reaper checks a scroll and asks, "Tom C. Bailey?" The ghost answers, "No, I'm Tim C. Riley." Panel 3: The Reaper apologizes, "Oh, pardon... I forgot my glasses. I'll fix you back up." Panel 4: The ghost adds one request, "Wait, can I go haunt my ex for like fifteen minutes?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A reporter holds a microphone to a woman in a lab coat and asks, "Dr. Carter, don't you regret not having kids?" Panel 2: The scientist kicks him in the shins and says, "I regret not kicking you in the shins," as he yelps "Ow!" Panel 3: The reporter, doubled over, protests, "But you did kick me in the shins." Panel 4: The scientist glides away on a skateboard in sunglasses, declaring, "Then I regret nothing."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper, scythe in hand, appears in a bathroom where a person is sitting on the toilet, and they cry, "Oh no, not like this!" Panel 2: The Reaper politely says, "Ok, I'll wait," and steps out. Panel 3: He peeks back around the door and asks, "Number one or number two?" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper sits patiently on a stool in the hallway, scythe propped beside him, calmly reading a magazine while waiting.