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Imagine

By warandpeass | May 5, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The black cat Lord Nibbles says to the witch, "Imagine a world without hunger, without suffering." 2. Panel: "Now imagine, YOU can make the dream a reality!" 3. "YOU have the power!" 4. "By opening a small can of tuna, you can make a difference today!"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, comic strip, funny, humor, lord nibbles, Slutty Witch, Suffering, tuna, witch, witches, Witchy.

Kelly

By warandpeass | April 28, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A child prays to God, "Dear God, it's me. Kelly." 2. Panel: God, up in the clouds, is playing online poker and is disturbed by a ping behind him. He goes, "Argh, what is it?" 3. Panel: He leans over to the screen that the ping came from and just clicks "accept". he says, "Yeah, sweety, whatever, here you go." 4. Panel: Kelly is riding a giant cat that is destroying an entire city"

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comic strips, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, god, humor, jonathan kunz, Kelly, pray, prayer, praying, war and peas, Yonkoma.

Choices

By warandpeass | April 14, 2024

Four panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas: 1. Panel: Robot talks to Professor, "Professor, am I built to love or to destroy?" 2. Panel: The professor answers, "That depends. Do you want to be good of evil?" 3. Panel: A vase crashes down next to them. 4. Panel: Lord Nibbles the cat threw it down and says, "Or you can be fabulous."

Posted in Comics and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, AI, black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comics, crash, dark humor, elizabeth pich, Fabulous, funny, good vs evil, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, professor, Robot, robotics, war and peas, webcomic, Yonkoma.

Alpha Species

By warandpeass | March 17, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: Two aliens look through the window of a house. One of them goes, "This must be the alpha species of the planet." 2. Panel: They present an alien gift to an orange cat who sits on the top of a couch and say "We come in peace." 3. Panel: The alien gift sits next to the cat who looks at the it. 4. Panel: The cat pushes the gift off the couch.

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4 panel comic, alien, aliens, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, orange cat, war and peas, we come in peace, webcomic, Yonkoma.

United Nature: Belly Rubs

By warandpeass | February 25, 2024

6 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. We are in the halls of United Nature. The speaker (a giraffe) states, "Looks like the humans will be extinct soon." 2. A dog asks, "But who'll give us dogs belly rubs?" 3. The giraffe says, "Looks like we have a contribution from the back." 4. A cat raises his paw. 5. The cat presses the button to use the microphone. 6. The cute cat says, "Go fuck yourself."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 6 panel comic, belly rub, cat, cats, comic, dog, dogs, extinction, funny, giraffe, UN; United Nature, war and peas.

Cool Cat

By warandpeass | January 21, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, stands on a skateboard wearing sunglasses. He says to the witch, "I'm rebranding myself." 2. "I'm a cool cat now." 3. The witch says, "You have kitty litter hanging off your butt!" 4. Lord Nibbles is off to the sunset riding the skateboard, saying, "Can't hear you over the sound of me shredding so hard!"

Posted in Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comics, cool cat, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, lord nibbles, rebranding, shredding, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Yonkoma.

How Do You Know?

By warandpeass | January 14, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Robot asks, "Nibbles, how do you know if someone loves you?" 2. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, answers, "They scoop away your poop." 3. He continues, "They feed you meat although they're vegan. And they call you endearing names like Sausage McFluff." 4. Lord Nibbles licks his butt. The robot stands next to him and thinks "Nobody loves me."

Posted in Comics, Sad But Funny and tagged as black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, funny, humor, lord nibbles, love, Robot, war and peas, What is love.

No Idea

By warandpeass | December 31, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. The witch sits on the toilet. She reaches towards the toilet paper but it's empty. She goes, "What the–" 2. She storms over and finds the Vampire and her black cat Lord Nibbles on the couch watching TV. She goes, "Why are we out of toilet paper again?" 3. The Vampire answers, "No idea, babe." The cat says, "Yeah, no idea." 4. Jump cut to the night before. The cat and the vampire are playing poker with a Mummy. A glass of red wine is spilled and gets on the mummy. The mummy says, "Aww. fuck!"

Posted in Comics and tagged as black cat, castle, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, funnies, funny, humor, idea, lol, lord nibbles, mummy, no idea, Slutty Witch, toilet paper, TV, vamp, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches.

Bored

By warandpeass | November 26, 2023

Comic by War and Peas. 1. The black cat Lord Nibbles sits in front of the Witch and says "I'm bored!" 2. The witch answers, "Well, find something to do. I'm busy." 3. Five minutes later. The witch senses a weird aura. 4. She goes to the living room and finds a big hell hole in the floor. She says, "Should've known this would end with a portal to hell in our living room."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics and tagged as black cat, bored, boring, cat, cats, comic strip, funnies, funny, hell, humor, lol, lord nibbles, Portal, Slutty Witch, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Flatmates

By warandpeass | October 22, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Slutty Witch and her cat Lord Nibbles are sitting on the couch watching Friends. The witch says, "Sitcoms are so unrealistic." 2. "No one ever fights about the dishes... or laundry." 3. She looks at her cat angrily, "Or why ONE flatmate has to hock up their hairballs when the other one has a date!" 4. EARLIER: Slutty Witch is on the bed with a sexy vampire girl. They're about to have sex. Both look startled at something outside of the panel. They hear "ACK ACK" sounds. The vampire says, "Umm, is he okay?"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as ack, Best of Slutty Witch, black cat, cat, comic, date, dishes, Flatmates, friends, hair ball, hair balls, Hairballs, laundry, lord nibbles, nibbles, sexy time, sitcom, sitcoms, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, Vampire girl, Vampire Lady, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.
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