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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."

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When’s the last time you opened your mailbox and a love letter fell out into your hands? 

Now you can get one every month, from us! We’re introducing a limited new tier on Patreon: 💌 The Love Letter 💌

Love Letter Service – Goodies

The Love Letter is a monthly letter you will receive straight from our passion-plagued hands to yours. Each month, your letter will include:

  • A heartfelt note from us
  • An exclusive hologram sticker
  • Something magical (e.g. a postcard, a comic magnet, a sticker sheet)

All letters and goodies are unique and crafted especially for these letters. We are limiting our Love Letter to 100 patrons for the time being. As our patron, we’re telling you about it first, so you can get first dibs ✨✨

❤️ The very first Love Letter ships end of April 2022! ❤️

Love Letter Service – The Witchhumper Sticker

We also added an even more exclusive tier: ✨The VIP Love Letter✨

Besides everything from the above, we will emerge from out our shadowy coffins, with our pens in hand, sit down at our dusty desk and think of you. While we do, we will draw you a picture.

This is an original drawing. It will be signed and dedicated to you. Your monthly drawing is unique and it’s yours and yours alone. It will be placed in your love letter, with all other goodies and sent out to you. One day, it will surely be worth millions (think of it as a physical NFT) but we are trusting you not to sell our most valuable bequest, but instead cherish it forever.

This tier is limited to three (3) lucky souls.

Live, Laugh, Love!
Elizabeth and Jonathan

PS: In addition to your monthly love letter, you also get access to all other tiers, including weekly early comics, monthly hi-resolution art to download, print out & much more. We will also write your name on our ritual shrine using our blood.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A glowing blonde woman smiles radiantly. "Linda was beautiful." Panel 2: A long leg in a high heel stretches across the panel. "She had legs for days." Panel 3: An arm spans the frame. "Arms for weeks." Panel 4: Linda stands on a mountaintop like a goddess, arms spread against a sunset, with exaggerated proportions. "And breasts for years."

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Sex Drugs Comic Tote Bag 2022

Has this ever happened to you? You’re in your favorite comic book store with your arms full of the latest hot-off-the-press books and it’s so heavy that all of the sudden they all fall down and then the store owner gets very angry and turns into the hulk and chases you down the street, during which you fall into an open manhole and are forced to live out your days underground in the sewage? Has this ever happened to you?! Then you need our bag.