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Childhood Calling

By warandpeass | March 19, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A grown man with little hair walks down the street. He sees a tin can phone lying on the ground and says, "Oh boy, that must be my childhood calling!" 2. He holds the tin can phone next to his ear and asks: "Hello?" 3. Panel: A voice comes out of the phone and shouts: "You're wasting your life, you piece of shit!" 4. Two boys are standing on a roof top looking down. One of them says, "Wow, that one was easy." They look down at the man lying hunched on the ground, crying.

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sad But Funny and tagged as can phone, Childhood, childhood calling, comic, comic strip, comics, funny, humor, lol, phone, piece of shit, prank, tin can phone, war and peas, webcomic.

Dog Slaughter House

By warandpeass | March 5, 2023

Comic by Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich aka War and Peas 1. Panel: A man stands in front of a gloomy, run-down building. A sign reads: Dog Slaughter House. The man is startled and says, "Oh my god! That's awful!" 2. Panel: He turns around and says firmly, "I need to do something about this!" 3. Panel: The man stands in an office and shakes hands with another man who says, "The premise is officially yours now." On the table is a piece of paper reading: "Deed Registration". 4. Panel: Back on the premise: The man is now standing in front of a shiny palatial building with a neat front yard and fountain. A now clean sign still reads "Dog Slaughter House." The man is now happy and says, "Much better!"

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, business, Business Man, cartoonist, comedy, comic, comic artists, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, Comiczeichner, dog, Dog Slaughter House, dogs, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funny, german, germany, humor, joke, jonathan kunz, lol, Palace, Premise, Puppy Slaughter House, saarbrücken, slaughter, Slaughter House, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

Camping Trip

By warandpeass | January 29, 2023

4 panel Comic by War and Peas 1. A giant toilet paper roll sits by the camping fire with friends. The roll says: "Thanks for bringing me to the camping trip, guys!" 2. One of the friends hugs him and says: "Of course, buddy! We love you!" 3. Another friend comes out of the bushes: "Hey guys, we're outta toilet paper." 4. Everybody looks at the giant toilet paper roll which looks back petrified.

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as buddy, campfire, camping, camping trip, comedy, comic, comic strip, comics, fire, friends, funny, humor, joke, lol, roll, tent, tents, toilet paper, toilet paper roll, trip, we love you.

Recycled

By warandpeass | January 1, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A man is sitting under a tree writing something in his notebook. The tree complains: "Oh, so you're enjoying my shade while writing on paper?" 2. Panel: The man starts to sweat and answers: "Uh... This is recycled paper!" 3. Panel: The tree is looking grim. 4. Panel: The tree is shouting: "Oh, so you're writing on paper with SPECKS OF HUMAN POOP IN IT???"

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as author, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, hidden life of trees, humor, humour, jonathan kunz, lol, nature, notes, paper, papers, recycled, recycling, shade, tree, trees, war and peas, webcomic, writing.

Hell is Just a Sauna

By warandpeass | December 31, 2022

4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Scenery over the clouds. An angel talking to God: "Heavenly father, it's time for your..." 2. Panel: "... ahem. Annual meeting with you know who." 3. Panel: God walks off saying: "Ah excellent. I'll get my flip flops." 4. Panel: God is now sitting with Satan in an underground hot tub playing cards. God says: "What a year." Satan answers: "Don't look at me. YOU made them."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 2023, 4 panel comic, angel, angels, comedy, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, creation, elizabeth pich, flip flops, four panel comic, funnies, funny, god, godly, heaven, Heavenly Father, hell, humor, joke, jonathan kunz, lol, new year, paradise, Satan, war and peas, webcomic, what a year.

Naughty Dad

By warandpeass | December 25, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Santa is just unloading presents when he he's surprised by a kid who enters the door. The kid asks: "Santa?" 2. The kid asks: "Why do you put that in Dad's stocking?" Santa is holding handcuffs and a kink whip in his hands just being about to put it in the stocking. 3. Santa gets nervous, saying: "Hohoho! Ehm, your father has been a VERY NAUGHTY BOY lately." 4. The kid starts crying: "Is he going back to prison?"

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Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, chimney, christmas, comedy, comic, comics, Comicstrip, daddy, dark humor, funnies, funny, gift, gifts, handcuffs, holiday season, humor, lol, Naughty, Naughty Boy, presents, prison, Santa, Santa Claus, stocking, war and peas, webcomic, whip.

The Future According to God

By warandpeass | December 11, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas. It's the story of Kevin asking God what the future will be like. God answers it will be horrible and humankind will destroy the planet. Once God sees how sad Kevin is, they decide to say Just kidding, Kevin. Go have some ice cream." Kevin walks towards the city saying "Nice."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as cloud, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, funny, future pray, god, humor, ice cream, kevin, lol, Nice, praying, war and peas, webcomic.

Lucky

By warandpeass | November 20, 2022

Funny comic by War and Peas

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, comedy, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, four panel comic, funnies, funny, hilarious, humor, lady bug, ladybug, lol, lucky, mantis, praying mantid, praying mantis, someone got lucky, timmy, war and peas, webcomic.

Remember Humans

By warandpeass | November 13, 2022

Funny Comic by War and Peas

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sad But Funny and tagged as animals, climate change, comic, comic strip, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, future, humans, jonathan kunz, remember humans, war and peas, webcomic.

Strange Party

By warandpeass | October 30, 2022

War and Peas - Strange Party - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Absurd Humor, Dark Humor and tagged as comic, comic strip, halloween, happy halloween, spooky, war and peas, webcomic.
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