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Panel 1: Jesus sits on a therapist's couch. The therapist asks, "So let’s talk about this resurrection fantasy..." Panel 2: He continues, "You want people to give up something they love." Panel 3: Jesus smiles and says, "Yes." Panel 4: The therapist adds, "And then a giant rabbit has to hide all the eggs." Panel 5: He continues, "I want you to reflect on that for a moment." Panel 6: The therapist sighs and says, "I mean, this all happened over 2000 years ago." Panel 7: Jesus says, "Yeah. But I'm still pissed."

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Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed." Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A reporter approaches a wooden door and says, “Today, we’re talking to the Easter Bunny.” Panel 2: A tired bunny in overalls opens the door and says, “Listen, I told you guys to stop calling me that.” Panel 3: He holds his head in frustration. “I hide my eggs carefully…” Panel 4: “...and then those f***ing kids go on an annual raid!” he yells, gesturing wildly. Panel 5: He leans in the doorway, cigarette in hand. “Do you guys know how much eggs cost these days?” Panel 6: The reporter smiles awkwardly: “Back to you in the studio, Linda.” In the background, the bunny sits hunched on a stool, defeated, muttering: “My mom hand-paints each one.”