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Panel 1: A mother in an apron is washing dishes in a kitchen. Her daughter sits at the table, holding a newspaper with the headline "Men Died Out!" The daughter looks shocked and exclaims, "Gasp!" Panel 2: The grandmother, standing in the doorway of a dark cellar, says, "The time has come to show you your great-great-grandfather Ronald’s family heirloom!" Panel 3: The grandmother, now in the cellar, dramatically reveals, "He gathered his semen, knowing one day, his mighty juice would save humanity!" The mother facepalms and says, "Not the cum bucket again." Panel 4: The grandmother, still in the cellar, yells, "Call the neighbors, it’s heavy!" The mother and daughter look horrified.

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch with long red hair wearing a black dress and a pointed hat. She is sitting at a window, looking outside at what appears to be a typical autumn scene, with a few clouds in the sky. She holds a drink in one hand and declares, “It has begun. It’s Fall.” Panel 2: The scene shifts to a fairy doing her nails while sitting on the floor. The fairy has green wings, a light green dress, and blonde hair tied up in buns. She is surrounded by objects like a skull, a candle, and some drinks, giving the scene a laid-back vibe. The fairy looks relaxed as she responds, “It’s actually spring.” Panel 3: The third panel returns to the witch, still looking out the window. She confidently repeats, “No, it’s Fall. I can smell it.” Panel 4: In the final panel, the witch clenches her fist in determination, with a look of resolute confidence on her face. She declares, “The Fall of the Patriarchy.”

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man opens the door to a woman in a cat costume. She says, "Hi Craig, thank for the invitation." He answers, "Who are you?" Panel 2: She looks upset and says, "I'm Alice from Accounting." Panel 3: He says, "Haha, I'm just kidding! I'm dressed up as someone with Alzheimers." She enters and goes, "Oh! Haha!" Panel 4: There are many people enjoying themselves at the party while Craig stands alone in a corner thinking, "Who the hell are these people?"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1:A person in an orange sweater stands indoors, clutching a "To Do" list with visible frustration. The room is sparse: a blue wall, a table, and a closed window.Panel 2:Close-up of the "To Do" list. The first item, written in bold, reads: “Make a clown cry.”Panel 3:The person is angry, saying, “Who the hell wrote this list?” Unbeknownst to them, a clown with a red nose and bowtie lurks just outside the glass, grinning expectantly.Panel 4:The clown’s face presses against the window. A thought bubble above the clown’s head reads, “Come on... Make me cry. Do it.”

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

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Panel 1: A mother looks at her phone with a shocked expression. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "Hey mom, having fun riding my bf’s giant cock." Panel 2: The scene shifts to show a giant rooster with a blonde woman riding on its back. They are in a fenced yard, and the rooster appears calm and massive in size. Panel 3: The woman from the first panel is writing a message on her phone. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "How nice! Say hi to Bob from me!" Panel 4: The final panel shows a man in a cowboy hat standing in front of a building labeled "Bob’s Giant Cock Ranch."

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In this comic by War and Peas, a person sets a mouse trap with cheese, mocking the mouse by saying 'Haha, dumb mouse.' The mouse, near the cheese, responds 'Yeah. I do love cheese.' The mouse then expresses its love for cheese, stating 'I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to die for it,' and asks the person if they have ever loved anything so much. The person, reflecting on the question, responds sadly with 'No...' while the mouse is trapped. Feeling remorseful, the person opens the trap and frees the mouse, who escapes with the cheese. The final panel shows the mouse joining other mice in a cozy home, saying 'Haha, humans are chumps.'