4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: Two snowflakes with smiling faces float in the blue winter sky. One has a classic hexagonal shape; the other is more wavy and ornate. They look delighted to be falling together.

Panel 2: The two snowflakes drift closer, their faces gleaming with joy as if they’re falling in love midair. The atmosphere is whimsical and romantic.

Panel 3: Just as they’re about to touch, they land on a warm human tongue. The ornate snowflake begins to melt, its face contorted in shock and pain, while the hexagonal snowflake appears unaware.

Panel 4: A bundled-up child wearing a green hat, scarf, and gloves stands in the snow, putting their tongue out, oblivious to the fleeting tragedy they’ve caused.