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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A zoo employee holds a boa constrictor and addresses a group of children and an adult during a demonstration. He says, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." Panel 2: The zoo employee reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." Panel 3: The boa constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." Panel 4: The boa constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. The zoo employee cheerfully says, "It kills its prey by choking!" The children and the adult look on in shock and horror.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people stand outside a strip club with a neon sign that reads "Wildcats." One person says to the other, while pointing at the entrance, "RAWWR!" Panel 2: The other person responds with a nervous laugh, "Hehe," as they approach the entrance. Panel 3: The two people enter the strip club, with one saying, "Yeah," as they open the door. Panel 4: Inside the club, they are confronted by giant, ferocious wildcats that are ripping apart other patrons. Blood and chaos fill the scene, with the wildcats looking menacing and aggressive.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people sit on a bench by the water, watching the sunset. One person says, "That buoy is blocking my view of the sunset!" Panel 2: The other person replies, "Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys!" The other person looks at them with a deadpan expression. Panel 3: The two people sit silently looking at each other, with the first person looking slightly annoyed. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a crime scene by the water, with police tape and detectives. One detective says, "We can all agree, this murder was justified," referring to the pun that led to the imaginary crime.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A group of cows gathers in what looks like a secret meeting room. A brown cow, standing at the head of the group, speaks: "It is once again time to discuss how to get rid of the human scum." Another cow asks, "Any ideas?" Panel 2: One cow replies, "We could fart." Panel 3: The cows collectively consider the plan, looking at a diagram showing a fart cloud eliminating humans. Panel 4: A newspaper headline reads "METHANE DESTROYING ENVIRONMENT!" accompanied by an image of coffee and a plate of bacon, hinting at the cows' revenge.

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Panel 1: The first panel shows a close-up of two lobsters in a tank. One lobster, named Larry, is talking to the other lobster, Janet. Larry says, “I can’t wait to see my wife and kids again.” His expression is hopeful and optimistic as he looks forward to reuniting with his family. Panel 2: In the second panel, Janet, the other lobster, responds to Larry from inside the tank. She says, “Oh, Larry… You have to face it, they’re gonna kill us.” The setting outside the tank suggests they are in a fancy restaurant, as a table with wine glasses and a white tablecloth is visible. The lobster tank is situated in an elegant dining area, adding to the tension of the scene. Panel 3: The third panel returns to a close-up of Larry inside the tank. He reassures Janet, saying, “No, Janet. I have a feeling they won’t.” Larry remains calm and certain, contrasting Janet’s anxiety. The background continues to show the tank’s interior. Panel 4: In the final panel, the scene shifts dramatically to the outside of a large ocean liner—clearly the Titanic—sailing through icy waters. The moon is in the sky, and icebergs surround the ship, foreshadowing the infamous disaster. This twist reveals why Larry feels confident they won’t be killed: the Titanic is doomed, and so is the restaurant they’re in.

 

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Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch and a fairy are sitting at a café table outside. The fairy asks, "So, how's dating life?" Panel 2: The witch responds, "I met a sexy vampire recently." Panel 3: The witch continues, "Vampires are actually pretty good in bed." Panel 4: The witch adds, "But it gets weird when you're on your period." The fairy looks surprised and slightly uncomfortable.