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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper with a scythe stands next to a black cat (Lord Nibbles) and asks "Hey, I'm back. So, which life was that?" Panel 2: A close-up of the cat looking confused and saying "I thought you were keeping track." Panel 3: Close-up of Death's hooded face as he responds "I thought you were." Panel 4: Death and the cat are shown together again as Death sighs "Okay. Let's just start at One again."

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  1. 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A stern officer hands a soldier a letter and commands, “Deliver this message to Sergeant Jefferson before dawn!” Panel 2: The officer warns, “The outcome of this war lies in your hands,” while the nervous soldier goes, "SIR, YES, SIR!". Panel 3: The soldier delivers the letter to another officer standing right next to them, saying, “An important message from Lieutenant Meyer, Sir!” Panel 4: The officer reads it aloud: “This just says ‘Jefferson stinks!’” The two commanding officers bicker like children, one shouting, “He started it!” while the messenger suggests, “Sir, the war could be over if you spoke directly, Sir!”

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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A news reporter, standing waist-deep in water, says, “Becoming a water planet has not been all bad.” The caption reads “Business” with a yellow number 5 icon. Panel 2: The reporter continues, “Today, we’re talking with local pool noodle manufacturer Tom Gibbons.” Tom stands beside him in a red shirt and black tie; in the background, people float on pool noodles. Panel 3: The reporter asks, “Tom, how does it feel to be the most successful businessman around?” A drowning man can be seen waving in the background. Panel 4: Tom replies, “Well, I miss my wife and kids who passed in the floods.” Panel 5: Both men stand silently in the water, the reporter holding his microphone. Panel 6: Tom adds, “But business is thriving.” In the background, more people float in the flooded landscape.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cartoon bees with blue wings flying against a pink background. The left bee says "You have to be prepared to die for the hive, Jim." Panel 2: The same two bees continue their conversation, with the right bee (Jim) responding "What if I'm prepared to play Jazz for the hive?" Panel 3: The left bee replies "No one wants that, Jim." while Jim holds a small saxophone and says "I had this specially made." Panel 4: Jim is now playing his tiny saxophone with musical notes floating around, while the other bee says "Please, stop." Jim appears to be enjoying his jazz performance despite the protest.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A scene at the North Pole with Santa looking for something. Text says "Meanwhile, on the North Pole" and Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.