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4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A knight in full armor, standing in a grassy field, calls up to a princess in a tower window. He shouts, "Princess, it is I, your knight in shining armour!" The princess leans on the windowsill, looking unimpressed. Panel 2: The princess responds with a skeptical look, saying, "Hm. Doesn't look THAT shiny to me!" Panel 3: The knighis shocked while the princess exclaims, "Don't expect ME to do any of that scrubbing! You're gonna need to come back looking SPOTLESS!" Panel 4: In a humorous twist, the knight is seen sitting indoors in just his underwear, scrubbing his armor with soap and a sponge while muttering, "Fuck." A horse outside the window adds to the scene's absurdity.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man stands in an office at night, adjusting his tie nervously while speaking into a phone. The window shows a crescent moon in the sky. He says, “I’m sorry. I won’t make it tonight. I have a deadline.” Panel 2: Outside the office window, the Grim Reaper, cloaked and skeletal, chuckles from behind some bushes. He watches the man through the window and says, “Hehe. Yes, you do.” Panel 3: The Grim Reaper silently continues watching the man through the window, who is now seated and working at his desk. The tension builds. Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, slightly embarrassed or amused, raises his hands defensively and says, “Okay, I like puns. Sue me.” The man remains unaware inside.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman approaches a tall tree in a grassy landscape, saying, "Oh wise and gentle giant. Tell me a story." The tree stands serenely under a bright blue sky. Panel 2: The tree replies, "Once, there was a species called humans who destroyed the planet and all living things." The scene remains peaceful but contrasts with the harsh story. Panel 3: The tree continues, "One day, a particular twat came up to a tree asking for a story." The woman looks up at the tree, her expression unchanging. Panel 4: The woman breaks the fourth wayll, thinking, "That last part seems unnecessary," as the tree stands motionless, towering above her in silence.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch is lounging on a sofa in her dark living room with a wine glass and book beside her. A black cat sleeps near her feet. The panel is titled "Fun things to do for witches." Panel 2: The witch sits in front of a vanity mirror, doing her makeup with wigs and makeup tools scattered around. A speech bubble reads, "Fabulous, dark princess!" The panel title reads "Beauty night with the boys." Panel 3: The witch stands beside a man lying on the floor, surrounded by candles. She says, "Light 'em up, Nibbles!" while a confused man on the floor replies, "Um..." The panel title reads "Ritual sacrifice with your bestie." Panel 4: The witch is lying on her sofa, reading a book titled The Witchumper. A speech bubble reads, "Oooh..." The panel title reads "Read a sexy book."

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Comic by War and Peas featuring a child telling parents about a monster under the bed. The child says, 'It keeps screaming with the voice of a thousand haunted souls.' The monster appears and complains, 'To be fair, your son is stealing my sleep by constantly wanking off.' The monster then tells the child, 'Seriously, buddy. Get your shit together.' The comic humorously addresses childhood fears and adds an unexpected twist with the monster's complaint.

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We already published our debut book “War and Peas: Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers” but we want to inform you why preordering books from your favourite artists is a good thing:

There are two big reasons: First of all, it helps getting the title on book lists. Secondly, shops will more likely store the book if the preorder numbers are solid.

So, by preordering our book, you help us do what we love: making comics and making you laugh.

War and Peas - Sarah Andersen Quote - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Also, we highly recommend supporting local businesses and ordering the book in your book shop. If your social anxiety is too strong to leave the house, here’s our LINK COLLECTION.

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A fairy and witch are sitting in front of a café drinking coffee. The fairy goes, "So how was your date?" 2. The witch answers, "He's been treating me like a piece of meat." 3. The fairy is disgusted, "Ugh!" 4. The witch takes a sip from the coffee and says, "Well, he's vegan so he's very respectful."

This comic is available as a signed Fine Art Print in our shop!