By |

Panel 1: A text box reads, "Behold. The common house cat." Below it, an orange cat with large eyes sits calmly. Panel 2: A text box reads, "Yet, there is nothing common about her." The same cat is shown with an intense expression. Panel 3: The cat is depicted outside at night, walking on a rooftop while a person sleeps peacefully in bed. The text box reads, "While you slumber peacefully, she roams about..." Panel 4: The cat sits in front of a computer screen with a button labeled "EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE." The text box reads, "Quietly toppling the world order." The cat's paw is poised over the button.

By |

Cartoonist Elizabeth Pich hugging a tree
Cartoonist Jonathan Kunz hugging a tree

There is a condition affecting cartoonists at truly alarming rates that the medical establishment has chosen to ignore. It’s called Tree-Deficiency.

Cartoonists can go weeks — months — without meaningful contact with an actual tree. We know this because we are cartoonists, and we have done the research, which is to say we looked at our calendars and felt bad.

Our Patreon’s Tree Hugger™️ level exists to fix this.

You can directly fund our prescription: one tree hug per month, per artist, documented and delivered to you as photographic proof. Real bark. Real arms. Real awkward human-tree contact, captured for your peace of mind.

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A girl walks towards a tree 2. Panel: The girl hugs the tree. 3. The tree looks down at the girl and thinks "This isn't helping anything." 4. The tree closes its eyes and thinks "But it feels good."

You also get secret comics, downloads, and all the lower-tier goodies — but honestly, the tree documentation is the thing. Trees appear in roughly 46% of our panels and they deserve acknowledgment. So do you, for making sure two people who spend most of their lives in a screen-lit room occasionally go outside and touch something that has been alive for a hundred years.

It’s medicine. The tree is the cure. You’re the doctor.

Join now!

By |

Panel 1: The Thirsty Scientist sits across from an HR representative at a table in an office. The HR representative says, "We feel your research team has gotten a bit distracted." Panel 2: The HR representative, looking stern, says, "There have been some complaints about 'inappropriate spending' of grant money." Panel 3: The Thirsty Scientist, now looking shocked, responds, "I'm shocked. I can assure you, all funds go into cutting-edge research." Panel 4: A jump cut to a lab setting, where the Thirsty Scientist stands next to a large, muscular alien statue. She says, "All right, which one of you scumbags ratted me out?" Two lab technicians in the background look nervous.

By |

Panel 1: A man looks at the Grim Reaper and asks, "Is it my time?" The Grim Reaper stands silently. Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "We'll get to all that after a short ad break." Panel 3: The scythe, acting as a screen, displays an ad for HelloFresh. The speech bubble from the scythe says, "With HelloFresh, you can easily..." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper says, "Should’ve taken the 10.99 ad-free deal." The man watches the ad.

By |

Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."

By |

Panel 1: Two women sit in a living room surrounded by plants, drinking coffee. One says "It's true!" Panel 2: She continues, "Plants grow faster when you play them classical music!" Panel 3: The leaves of a potted plant are reaching towards the window "Must... flee... from... this... torture..." Panel: 4: The woman continues, "I even put on classical music when I'm not home." The potted plant in the foreground has a thought bubble that reads, "...kill... me..."

We know constant plugs are annoying but please try taking a different perspective here: Although literally millions of people read our comics weekly, it’s still difficult for us as creators to make a living. We don’t get any money directly from Instagram or any other platform we post on.

If we wouldn’t have a Patreon page, we’d have to flip burgers and couldn’t make comics at all.

So if you read this or the plug of any other artist, please be kind. Thank you!

PS: Patreon Link

By |

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Gandalf, wearing a pointed hat and holding a ring, says to Frodo, "You must take the ring, Frodo." Frodo, dressed in a cloak and looking small beside Gandalf, stands with a neutral expression. Panel 2: Frodo examines the ring closely and reads aloud, "It reads: One Ring To Squeeze the Dick." His face is partially obscured by the ring. Panel 3: Frodo looks up at Gandalf with a shocked expression and asks, "Ew, is this your cock ring?" Panel 4: Gandalf, standing near a fiery pit, says, "It's too powerful. It must be destroyed." Frodo looks on, still holding the ring.

By |

Panel 1: A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background. Panel 2: The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined. Panel 3: She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'" Panel 4: The therapist looks at her Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back. Panel 6: She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.

By |

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat, sits at a wooden table, his paw resting on a Ouija board. The witch in a pointed hat stands beside him, asks, "What are you doing?" Panel 2: Lord Nibbles, still focused on the Ouija board, declares, "This one demon still owes me money." Panel 3: He continues working the Ouija board, "He's raking it in with a new hellish meme coin!" Panel 4: A red, horned demon sits at a cluttered desk, an energy drink can beside his computer. His mother peeks through the door, saying, "It's for you." The demon, clearly annoyed, replies, "Not now, Mom!"

By |

Panel 1: An angel stands at the gates of heaven, speaking to a woman who has just arrived. The angel says, "Sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn." The background shows fluffy clouds and golden gates. Panel 2: The angel continues to speak, "This is cat heav—" Panel 3: The woman grabs the angel by the collar and shakes them. "I heard you the first time."