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5-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat with wide eyes, holds a phone to their ear. Speech bubble: “You have to come home!” Background is solid red. Panel 2: A witch sits on a chaise, holding a phone to her ear, saying, “I told you not to call me at work.” An old man kneels in front of her, licking her feet with audible “Slurp” sound effects. Panel 3: Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, asks, “Remember the carpet you bought with the Ouija-Board design?” The witch replies, “Yes, so cute!” Background is split red and pink. Panel 4: Lord Nibbles’ eyes widen as he says, “Well, the Roomba summoned three demons with it!” The witch, unfazed, responds, “And?” Panel 5: The living room is filled with three demons sitting at a table. Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, says, “You have to lend me some money.” The demons appear engaged in a poker game.

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Panel 1: A shirtless man with a large shark bite sits calmly on a chair, hands folded, and declares: “I died fighting a shark.” Panel 2: Next to him, a rugged hunter with a grey beard and cap sits with hole in his head. He explains, “I died hunting with friends.” Panel 3: A man with visible traces of car tires sits on a chair, bones jutting out from a car accident. He mutters, “I died crossing the street.” Panel 4: A simple ghost draped in a white sheet sits next to him. It confesses, “I died changing the bed sheets.” The joke suggests that the pop-culture image of ghosts covered in white sheets comes from people who met their end while struggling with linens.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI." Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom. Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI." Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A pink cartoon house with a happy face stands in a green field under a blue sky. It says, “I am a house filled with memories.” Panel 2: The sky darkens with a reddish hue. The house now looks serious and says, “Memories of a murder!” Panel 3: The sky returns to daytime blue. The house continues, “A murder of crows that lived together happily.” Panel 4: The background is red again. The house looks angry and shouts, “After pecking the townsfolk to death!”

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed. Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on." Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink. Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two horn beetles are fighting over a ball of dung on sandy ground with grass in the background. One beetle says "She's mine!" while the other responds "No, mine!" Panel 2: A female horn beetle approaches the fighting pair and says "Guys, stop! I'm more into personality." The male beetles ask "Really?" Panel 3: The female beetle continues speaking: "The personality trait I'm most into is..." Panel 4: The female beetle enthusiastically declares "...BUFFNESS!" while riding on the back of a gigantic muscular horn beetle.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman (thirsty scientist) and a man are seated at a candlelit dinner table. The woman, sipping from a wine glass, says, "So, after I finished my studies..." with a slurping sound effect "Slurrrp" visible. Panel 2: The woman, looking eager, interrupts with clapping hands and says, "Yeah Yeah, that's all great." Panel 3: She asks "But what's your head circumference?" The man, looking puzzled, asks, "I beg your pardon?" Panel 4: The woman, holding an alien mask, responds, "I estimate between 55 and 60 cm." The man, looking shocked, says, "Haha, what?" with a box labeled "Heads 4U" on the floor.

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Previous Mr. Meyers Strip :)

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a bar, a male praying mantis is asked by a female mantis, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" The background features a disco ball and bar stools. Panel 2: A close-up of the same male mantis looking terrified and yelling, “Stop, Missy! No way!” Panel 3: Now in a classroom, the male mantis – Mr. Meyers – is teaching a group of young mantises. On a TV, a paused video of the bar scene is shown. Mr. Meyers exclaims, “And that, boys, is how you stay alive!” Panel 4: Two bug students are watching. One says, “Mr. Meyers seems lonely.” The other replies, “Yeah.”

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.” Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.” Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.” Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.” Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”