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Panel 1: A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background. Panel 2: The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined. Panel 3: She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'" Panel 4: The therapist looks at her Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back. Panel 6: She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat, sits at a wooden table, his paw resting on a Ouija board. The witch in a pointed hat stands beside him, asks, "What are you doing?" Panel 2: Lord Nibbles, still focused on the Ouija board, declares, "This one demon still owes me money." Panel 3: He continues working the Ouija board, "He's raking it in with a new hellish meme coin!" Panel 4: A red, horned demon sits at a cluttered desk, an energy drink can beside his computer. His mother peeks through the door, saying, "It's for you." The demon, clearly annoyed, replies, "Not now, Mom!"

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Panel 1: An angel stands at the gates of heaven, speaking to a woman who has just arrived. The angel says, "Sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn." The background shows fluffy clouds and golden gates. Panel 2: The angel continues to speak, "This is cat heav—" Panel 3: The woman grabs the angel by the collar and shakes them. "I heard you the first time."

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Panel 1: A red-haired witch ("Slutty Witch") stands at the counter of the "Bureau of Broom Services." She says to the horned goblin lady behind the counter, "I'm here to get plates for my broom." Panel 2: The goblin lady offers a pamphlet and says, "I'm sure you'll enjoy our options: Sorcery Insurance, Invisibility Plus, Weapons." Panel 3: The witch, holding the pamphlet, asks, "What's the 'Plague Special Edition'?" Panel 4: Later that night, the witch is seen flying on her broom over a city. The sky is filled with swarms of insects, rats, and frogs. The witch laughs, "Hahaha."

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6-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a computer, typing "Tap Tap" while looking at the "Naughty List" on the screen. Panel 2: A speech bubble from outside the panel says, "Oh you... Haha." Panel 3: Mrs. Claus is flirting with a very muscular elf whose clothes are torn because he is too big. Other elves are wrapping presents in the background. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus rubs the muscular elf’s shoulders and says, "Oh, your neck must be very tense from all that wrapping." Panel 5: Santa Claus watches the scene from a distance with an angry expression. Panel 6: Santa Claus, back at his desk, types "Mrs. Clause" onto the Naughty List on his computer screen.

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9-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a "Ho Ho Ho" coffee mug and a nameplate that reads "CEO". He asks "So, you have no previous Christmas factory experience." Panel 2: A man wearing an elf hat responds, "No." Panel 3: Santa Claus calls out, "Dear?" to Mrs. Claus, who is off-panel in the next room. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus, now visible and dressed in a naughty, sexy outfit, responds, "Yes, honey?" Panel 5: Santa asks Mrs. Claus, "Did you promise this young man a job?" Panel 6: She answers. "I thought he made a very capable impression." Panel 7: Santa Claus, with a slightly frustrated expression, says, "We don’t even have a uniform he fits into." Panel 8: The muscular elf stands half-naked in the center of the room, his elf clothes torn because they are too small for him. Panel 9: Mrs. Claus, stirring a bowl in the kitchen, says, "I think it fits perfectly."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two elves stand in Santa's workshop. One elf says, "Santa? Do we really have to test all the gifts?" Panel 2: Santa, looking confident and cheerful, responds, "Well, of course. Every item!" Panel 3: The elf holds a large phallic ornament and says, "Okay." Panel 4: The elves, now visibly distressed, stand at a workbench. Santa walks out of the workshop saying, "How do you think I made it to the top?"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A ghost therapist sits in an armchair taking notes on a clipboard while another ghost lounges on a chaise. The therapist asks, "And how long have you been feeling 'transparent'?" Panel 2: The ghost on the chaise responds, "Ever since my unresolved childhood trauma followed me into the afterlife." Panel 3: The ghost therapist thoughtfully says, "Hmm," while writing on the clipboard. Panel 4: The ghost therapist looks up and says, "I'm prescribing a good haunting of a penniless orphanage." The ghost on the chaise responds excitedly, "Yay!"

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.