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Greetings from Vilnius [Video] 😎😎

By warandpeass | October 19, 2023

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Posted in Patreon and tagged as bts, Exclusive, patreon.

Ritual

By warandpeass | October 18, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas. A witch coven is surrounded a fire preparing a ritual. They're all naked. One witch is holding a big bowl of marshmallows and says, "Just because we're doing a ritual doesn't mean we can't roast marshmallows."

If you also think a marshmallow ritual would be nice, consider becoming a part of our coven on Patreon.

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, cartoons, coven, Family Pack, Marshmallows, New Yorker Cartoon, New Yorker Cartoons, night, Ritual, war and peas, witch, witches.

DOWNLOAD: Spooky Season

By warandpeass | October 18, 2023

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Posted in Patreon and tagged as Download, downloads, Exclusive, patreon.

Coffinmate

By warandpeass | October 15, 2023

5 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Slutty Witch has a date over. She points at a coffin and says, "And here's the coffin I share with my ex-boyfriend." 2. "He's a vampire so it's fine!" 3. "He sleeps during the day and I sleep at night." 4. "Rents are through the roof so it's pretty clever if you think about it." 5. The coffin opens and the vampire looks outside. He says, "I can scoot over if you guys want to get jiggy with it!"

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as coffin, comic, comic strip, date, ex, ex boyfriend, friends, funny, humor, lol, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Stylish

By warandpeass | October 14, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas showing a vampire saying, "It's hard being that stylish when you can't see yourself in the mirror."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, cartoons, dracula, fashion, funny, humor, lol, New Yorker, vamp, vampire, vampires, war and peas.

Double Cartoon Feature: Stylish & Away

By warandpeass | October 14, 2023

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Posted in Patreon and tagged as cartoons, Exclusive, patreon, secret.

Live Appearances & Signing Sessions

By warandpeass | October 13, 2023

Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz in a dark forest
War and Peas in Lithuania and France
War and Peas in Italy and France

Also check out this page for updates!

Posted in News and tagged as 2023, elizabeth pich, fall, in person, jonathan kunz, Live, Signing, Signings, Tour, war and peas.

Hehe

By warandpeass | October 13, 2023

Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"

Happy Friday 13th!

Posted in Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as comic, Freitag der 13., Friday 13, Friday 13th, funny, haha, Hehe, humor, lol, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Vampire Tinder

By warandpeass | October 12, 2023

Comic called Vampire Tinder. A vampire girl swipes through Tinder but none of the profiles show any person because Vampires are invisible to cameras. She sighs.

Click the link to Patreon to help us to continue making comics full-time! If you’re already a patron: You are amazing! Thank you so much, it really means the world to us.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as Bumble, Cassius, comic, Dante, Edward, Elvira, funny, humor, Hunter, invisible, Jezebel, Lestat, lol, tinder, vamp, vampire, Vampire Lady, vampires, Vlas, war and peas, webcomic.

Thank You

By warandpeass | October 11, 2023

Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A person is frolicking through nature. He says, "Thank you bees! For all you do for us!" 2. He hugs a tree saying, "Thank you, trees! You beautiful saviors!" 3. He knees down to kiss a frog and says, "Thank you kind frog for–" 4. The person is dead. The frog has jumped into the water.

Take a minute to take a look at our Patreon page and all the rewards our backers get!

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics, Sad But Funny and tagged as bee, bees, comic, comic strip, comics, frog, frogs, funny, humor, lol, nature, thank you, Thanks, tree, trees, war and peas, webcomic.
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