Panel 1:
A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again."

Panel 2:
The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'."

Panel 3:
The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses."

Panel 4:
The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."

Panel 1: Two women sit in a living room surrounded by plants, drinking coffee. One says "It's true!" Panel 2: She continues, "Plants grow faster when you play them classical music!" Panel 3: The leaves of a potted plant are reaching towards the window "Must... flee... from... this... torture..." Panel: 4: The woman continues, "I even put on classical music when I'm not home." The potted plant in the foreground has a thought bubble that reads, "...kill... me..."

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The cartoon illustrates the problem of water use in the AI age: a farmer's child and his mother are pumping a little water from a well for their daily use. Two knights in armor, transporting a large, spherical water container on wheels, come by and say, "The King wishes to make more avatars of himself as a Ghibli character."
In the background, a castle sits enthroned on a hill. The cartoon illustrates the excessive water consumption required for AI model queries.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas

Panel 1:
Gandalf, wearing a pointed hat and holding a ring, says to Frodo, "You must take the ring, Frodo." Frodo, dressed in a cloak and looking small beside Gandalf, stands with a neutral expression.

Panel 2:
Frodo examines the ring closely and reads aloud, "It reads: One Ring To Squeeze the Dick." His face is partially obscured by the ring.

Panel 3:
Frodo looks up at Gandalf with a shocked expression and asks, "Ew, is this your cock ring?"

Panel 4:
Gandalf, standing near a fiery pit, says, "It's too powerful. It must be destroyed." Frodo looks on, still holding the ring.

Panel 1:
A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background.

Panel 2:
The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined.

Panel 3:
She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'"

Panel 4:
The therapist looks at her

Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back.

Panel 6:
She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat, sits at a wooden table, his paw resting on a Ouija board. The witch in a pointed hat stands beside him, asks, "What are you doing?" Panel 2: Lord Nibbles, still focused on the Ouija board, declares, "This one demon still owes me money." Panel 3: He continues working the Ouija board, "He's raking it in with a new hellish meme coin!" Panel 4: A red, horned demon sits at a cluttered desk, an energy drink can beside his computer. His mother peeks through the door, saying, "It's for you." The demon, clearly annoyed, replies, "Not now, Mom!"

Panel 1: A red-haired witch ("Slutty Witch") stands at the counter of the "Bureau of Broom Services." She says to the horned goblin lady behind the counter, "I'm here to get plates for my broom." Panel 2: The goblin lady offers a pamphlet and says, "I'm sure you'll enjoy our options: Sorcery Insurance, Invisibility Plus, Weapons." Panel 3: The witch, holding the pamphlet, asks, "What's the 'Plague Special Edition'?" Panel 4: Later that night, the witch is seen flying on her broom over a city. The sky is filled with swarms of insects, rats, and frogs. The witch laughs, "Hahaha."

4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
A grim reaper figure and a person are in a hot air balloon basket. The grim reaper says, "Hey, I'm on vacation. Don't worry."
Panel 2:
The grim reaper offers a parachute to the person, saying, "Here's a parachute, if it makes you feel better—"
Panel 3:
The grim reaper’s scythe accidentally rips a large hole in the balloon, labeled with a "Riiiiip" sound effect. He says, "Oh, crap."
Panel 4:
The grim reaper parachutes away safely, saying, "See you in a minute," while the person falls with the deflating balloon, which emits a "Pssssshhhh" sound effect.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
A vampire sitting at a desk with an open book and a candle says, "Oh, hello! I'm engrossed in my new hobby: Ancestry!"
Panel 2:
The vampire, holding a piece of paper, says, "According to my research, I have German blood in me."
Panel 3:
The vampire laughs and says, "Haha... I quite literally do!"
Panel 4:
The vampire looks up at a  person in lederhosen hanging upside down, saying, "Isn't that right, Wolfgang!" The person figure appears to be dripping blood.

5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.