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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A watermelon with a stern face floats in the middle of a blue background. The caption reads: "The Seedless Watermelon." Panel 2: The watermelon now has a serious expression and says, "If I cannot reproduce..." Panel 3: The watermelon launches itself groin-first at a human, shouting, "...neither will anybody else!" The person screams in pain as the watermelon hits them with a loud "POW" in the crotch. Panel 4: The watermelon bounces away victoriously as the person curls up on the ground. The caption above reads: "Another triumph for the seedless watermelon."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A reporter holds a microphone to a woman in a lab coat and asks, "Dr. Carter, don't you regret not having kids?" Panel 2: The scientist kicks him in the shins and says, "I regret not kicking you in the shins," as he yelps "Ow!" Panel 3: The reporter, doubled over, protests, "But you did kick me in the shins." Panel 4: The scientist glides away on a skateboard in sunglasses, declaring, "Then I regret nothing."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a doorway. An old man peeks out. "I've been expecting you." Panel 2: The old man opens his arms welcomingly. "I knew you'd come to take me." Panel 3: The old man poses flirtatiously in his underwear on his bed. "Come on, take me already!" Panel 4: The Reaper flees down the street in a panic. The old man shouts, "Take me, dark stranger!"