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Shower Curtain Incident

By warandpeass | January 12, 2025

4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch and her black cat are flying on a broomstick under a crescent moon and stars. The witch asks, "What are your resolutions for the new year?" Panel 2: The cat replies, "Not to die. I’m down to three lives now." Panel 3: The witch asks, "What happened to your fourth life again?" Panel 4: The cat looks away and says, "The shower curtain incident." The witch responds, "Oh yeah, that one."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4 panel comic, absurd comedy, black cat, black humor, broom, broomstick, cat, comic, comics, dark humor, From Germany, funnies, funny cat, lord nibbles, magical realism, new year, New Year’s resolutions, new years, resolution, resolutions, Slutty Witch, unexpected humor, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches.

Meteorite

By warandpeass | January 5, 2025

4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female NASA scientist sits at a breakroom table as a colleague says, "A meteorite crashed upstate. They want us to see if we find any signs of extraterrestrial life." Panel 2: The thirsty scientist gasps dramatically, eyes wide, with a "Gasp" sound effect. Panel 3: She opens her locker, revealing alien-themed stickers, a mysterious poster, and drawings of extraterrestrials. She's putting on lipstick. Panel 4: Now wearing a hot black dress and heels, she runs after her colleagues, "Wait up, guys!"

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, aliens, astronomer, black humor, comic, comics, dark humor, extraterrestrial life, From Germany, funny, horny scientist, meteorite, NASA, office life, sci-fi humor, secret alien fan, sunday funnies, Thirsty Scientist, war and peas, webcomic.

Speed Dating for Praying Mantises

By warandpeass | December 29, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A banner reads "Speed Dating for Praying Mantises" above an empty room with small tables and chairs. Panel 2: A female praying mantis says to a red-capped mantis (Timmy) across the table, "You look tasty—I mean interesting!" Timmy appears nervous. Panel 3: A close-up shows a mantis hand slamming a red buzzer with a loud "MEEEEEP." Panel 4: A staff mantis gives conversation cards to the girl mantis and says, "Try these conversation starters for the next round." She looks disappointed.

Posted in Comics and tagged as 4 panel comic, awkward dates, black humor, bug humor, comic, comics, dark humor, From Germany, funny insects, insect love, praying mantis, speed dating, sunday funnies, war and peas, webcomic.

Virgin Mary

By warandpeass | December 22, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two characters resembling Jesus and a friend are walking in a desert. The friend says, "Dude, I don’t get why people still call your mom a virgin." Panel 2: He smiles, "She’s an icon. I mean, she has mad game." Panel 3: Jesus responds, looking uncomfortable, "Ew, gross, Paul. I don’t wanna think about my mom like that." Panel 4: Paul says, "Well, I think she’s hot," while the other covers his ears, yelling "Lalalalala!" In the background, a statue of the Virgin Mary is visible.

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4 panel comic, awkward conversation, biblical humor, black humor, christmas, comic, comics, dark humor, desert setting, divine jokes, From Germany, funny comic strip, funny friends, humor webcomic, iconic moms, jesus, relatable humor, religious humor, saints and sinners, sunday funnies, Virgin Mary, war and peas, webcomic.

Alien Press Conference

By warandpeass | December 15, 2024

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, absurd humor, alien, alien comic, aliens, black humor, christmas, comic, comics, cookies joke, dark humor, dark satire, extraterrestrial joke, From Germany, funny aliens, humanity fails, jesus, jesus humor, press conference comic, religious humor, sci-fi satire, second coming, sunday funnies, unexpected twist, war and peas, webcomic.

Buff Jesus

By warandpeass | December 8, 2024

Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people kneel in prayer before Jesus on the cross in a dimly lit church. Panel 2: Jesus transforms into a buff version of himself, glowing with a golden halo and staring intensely. Panel 3: The man glances nervously at Jesus as sweat drips down his face. Panel 4: Jesus flexes his muscular arms and torso, and the man asks, “Is it getting hotter in here?”

Posted in Black Humor, Comics and tagged as AbsurdComedy, Buff Jesus, BuffJesus, CartoonHumor, christian, Christianity, christmas, ChurchComics, comedy, comic, comics comic strip, Comicstrip, dark humor, DarkHumor, FunniestComics, funny humor, FunnyComics, HolyFlex, HumorArt, jesus, JesusHumor, LaughOutLoud, onlinecomics, prayer, praying, relatablehumor, Satire, SurprisingComics, unexpectedtwist, war and peas, warandpeas, webcomic.

Good

By warandpeass | November 24, 2024

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two people sit on a couch, calmly watching TV. Text above them reads, "Everything is good." Panel 2: The person in yellow glances at the person in orange, who is eating popcorn. Panel 3: They continue sitting silently; tension is building. Panel 4: The person in yellow thinks to themselves, "I'm gonna pick a fight."

Posted in Comics and tagged as bob, Bob and Bob, comic, comic strips, comics, couch, dark humor, DarkHumor, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, passiveaggressive, relatable, relationship, relationships, TV, war and peas, webcomic.

Buttercup

By warandpeass | November 17, 2024

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cow looks up at a UFO hovering in the sky, excitedly saying, “It’s happening!” Panel 2: The cow closes its eyes, pleading, “Please take me. Please take me.” Panel 3: Another cow is being lifted into the UFO by a beam of light, yelling, “Nooo!” while the first cow watches, shocked. Panel 4: A human woman, the thirsty scientist, known from the War and Peas comics, was under the cow costume. She's now holding the cow mask under her arm looking into the sky dissappointed, saying, “Buttercup! You fucking bitch.”

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4panel, Abduction, absurd humor, alien, alienabduction, aliens, animals, buttercup, Cartoon, comic, comic strip, ComicArt, comics, cow, cows, dark humor, DarkComedy, elizabeth pich, extraterrestrial, Farm Life, funny, hilarious, horny scientist, humor, irony, jonathan kunz, NASA, Satire, sci-fi, Thirsty Scientist, ufo, unexpected twist, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

Good Lookin

By warandpeass | November 10, 2024

7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The witch enters the room holding an old photo album, saying, “Look at this old photo album I found. It’s full of pictures of this guy.” Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, lies on a green cushion nearby watching TV. Panel 2: Lord Nibbles responds, “Oh, that’s me. Before I was sentenced to life in this feline vessel.” Panel 3: The witch looks at the album, saying, “Damn... You were quite…” Panel 4: Lord Nibbles interrupts, “A good-looking demon? Yes, I know.” Panel 5: The witch says, “Can’t believe now you’re just a furball that licks its own butthole.” Panel 6: Lord Nibbles replies, “Actually, I did that before too.” Panel 7: Lord Nibbles continues, “Vlad the Flexible, the townsfolk called me.” The witch looks horrified, saying, “Oh my God.”

Posted in Comics and tagged as 4panel, absurd humor, awkward humor, black cat, cat, comic, comic strip, ComicArt, comics, cursed, cursedcat, dark humor, demon, demonic, elizabeth pich, familiar, feline, flexible, funny, halloween, humor, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, magical humor, occult, reincarnation, Slutty Witch, Vlad, war and peas, webcomic, webtoon, witch, witchcraft, witches, Witchy.

Born Rich

By warandpeass | November 3, 2024

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A baby in the womb prays, "Please let my parents be rich." Panel 2: A doctor holds the baby after birth, and the baby says, "Show them to me." Panel 3: The doctor presents the baby’s new family, revealing the Trump family. Panel 4: The baby is shocked and says, "Put me back in."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as absurd humor, baby humor, birth humor, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, donald trump, elizabeth pich, expectations vs reality, family, four panel comic, humor, internet comics, irony, jonathan kunz, life choices, newborn, observational humor, parenting, political humor, rich life, Satire, social commentary, trump, Trump family, war and peas, wealth, webcomic.
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