A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A princess in a pink dress and conical hat rides a horse. The background is a bright, grassy landscape. She is asked, "Oh, fair princess, where art thou off to on thy trusty steed?" Panel 2: The princess responds, "To the township of McDonald!" She is shown riding the horse energetically towards a distant destination. Panel 3: The princess continues, "Where one can buyeth tasty burgers without getting off thy horse!" She is depicted riding swiftly, her hair flowing in the wind. Panel 4: The princess, now closer to the destination, says, "One McPeasant and Curly Troll Fries!" A small sign in the foreground says, "Godspeed!"

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Our books “War and Peas – Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers” and “Once Upon a Workday” are available wherever books are sold: In your local book store and anywhere online!

War and Peas - Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Cover Reveal of "Once Upon a Workday – Encouraging Tales of Resilience"

We also offer our debut book in our online store and you can get a personal inscription no matter if it’s for yourself or as a gift for someone else. We also include an original drawing in every book that we sell ourselves and sign it of course.

Each drawing is a unique original!

Photo of a signed first page of the book 'Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers' by War and Peas. The page features an original drawing of a snake wearing a witch hat along with the title 'War and Peas' and signatures by the artists. The background shows whimsical patterns with various doodles including ghosts, cats, and bones, creating a playful aesthetic. Photo of a signed first page of the book 'Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers' by War and Peas. The page features an original drawing of a cheerful robot saying 'Stay Silly!' along with the title 'War and Peas' and signatures by the artists. The background shows whimsical patterns with various doodles including ghosts, cats, and bones, creating a playful aesthetic. Photo of a signed first page of the book 'Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers' by War and Peas. The page features an original drawing of different nature characters along with the title 'War and Peas' and signatures by the artists. The background shows whimsical patterns with various doodles including ghosts, cats, and bones, creating a playful aesthetic.

We also feature the solo works of Elizabeth FUNGIRL in our shop. Each book is signed by the author and features an original drawing.

Four-panel comic strip by War and Peas featuring a vampire. Panel 1: The vampire sits at a table with a drink, saying 'Folk legends tell us that vampires are afraid of garlic.' Panel 2: The vampire continues, 'But a little known fact: Vampires are also afraid of librarians!' Panel 3: A librarian at a nearby table turns and says, 'Shhh!' Panel 4: The vampire reacts in fear, sweating and coughing, with the words 'ACK ACK' above his head."

4 panel comic named "Beyond the Fishbowl" 1st panel: Two fishes in a fish bowl. One fish says, "Have you ever though about what's beyond the fish bowl?" 2nd panel: It continues, "What creatures live behind our imagination, what hidden lands dwell outside this little realm?" 3rd panel: It continues, "The world is full of secrets and wonders..." 4th panel: The fish says, "Wait, what was the beginning of the question again?"

News Flash

We’re going on a trip to Belgium. Meet us there!

  • We’ll be at the comic store Brüsel in Brussels on July 5th signing books from 15:00 to 18:00.
  • On July 6th we’ll be in Knokke Heist visiting the Cartoon Festival. We’re participating in the exhibition “Choose Life” and we’ll sign at Zaal Ravelingen from 15:00 to 17:00.

Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz sitting on stairs. It titles "Meet War and Peas in Belgium!" There's also a map of Belgium with the tour dates.