4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A reporter holds a microphone to a woman in a lab coat and asks, "Dr. Carter, don't you regret not having kids?" Panel 2: The scientist kicks him in the shins and says, "I regret not kicking you in the shins," as he yelps "Ow!" Panel 3: The reporter, doubled over, protests, "But you did kick me in the shins." Panel 4: The scientist glides away on a skateboard in sunglasses, declaring, "Then I regret nothing."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a doorway. An old man peeks out. "I've been expecting you." Panel 2: The old man opens his arms welcomingly. "I knew you'd come to take me." Panel 3: The old man poses flirtatiously in his underwear on his bed. "Come on, take me already!" Panel 4: The Reaper flees down the street in a panic. The old man shouts, "Take me, dark stranger!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper, scythe in hand, appears in a bathroom where a person is sitting on the toilet, and they cry, "Oh no, not like this!" Panel 2: The Reaper politely says, "Ok, I'll wait," and steps out. Panel 3: He peeks back around the door and asks, "Number one or number two?" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper sits patiently on a stool in the hallway, scythe propped beside him, calmly reading a magazine while waiting.

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A professor in a lab coat stands beside a tall robot in a grassy field and says, "What a beautiful flower." Panel 2: She sighs, "Why am I even telling you this..." Panel 3: As she walks away, she adds, "You have no concept of beauty." Panel 4: Alone, the robot lovingly pulls out a framed photo of the professor and says softly, "Oh, Professor."