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4-panel comic by War and Peas.Panel 1: A group of witches sit in a circle around a fire under the night sky. One witch says, "To abolish the patriarchy once and for all..."
Panel 2: Another witch, holding a wand, adds, "...raise your wands, sisters!"
Panel 3: Several witches lift their wands, while one holds up what looks like a vibrator (magic wand).
Panel 4: The witch holding the vibrator looks slightly awkward, while the other witches continue their ritual under the moon.

So, here’s the deal: after we dropped this comic and it turned out to be a success, we felt this itch—almost a physical urge—to revisit it. Not to remake it per se, but to refine, to tweak, to smooth out those minor imperfections that only become visible in hindsight, like hairline cracks in a mirror that otherwise reflects something whole.

Then, along comes this offer from a print studio, and not just any print studio but one with three locations across the globe, which is kind of a big deal if you think about it. Their whole operation is basically the dream scenario for anyone who cares about what they’re producing: colors that aren’t just bright but seem to vibrate on some kind of metaphysical level, like they’ve bypassed your retina and gone straight to the part of your brain responsible for wonder. And let’s not forget the paper. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill, office supply store stuff. We’re talking thick, textured, almost sinfully durable paper. Like, you could probably frame this without glass, and it would still hold up against the minor apocalypses that tend to occur in your living room.

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Speaking of frames—another thing. They’ve got this black one that’s absurdly high-end, so good that they don’t just frame the print, they frame you, like they re-contextualize your entire existence as someone who actually cares about aesthetics. Which, if we’re being brutally honest, is part of the reason for the price, and we get it: some of you have raised an eyebrow or two about the cost, and we don’t blame you. But the thing is: the price isn’t arbitrary. It’s a function of the quality and the ethically sound supply chain. Yes, it’s on the higher end of the spectrum. Yes, it’s an investment. But imagine this: your artistically disaffected friends and the snobbish dinner guests whose approval you secretly crave? They’re going to stand in front of this print, struck dumb, maybe for the first time in their lives, because they’re faced with something they can’t cynically deconstruct. And isn’t that worth it?

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper with a scythe stands next to a black cat (Lord Nibbles) and asks "Hey, I'm back. So, which life was that?" Panel 2: A close-up of the cat looking confused and saying "I thought you were keeping track." Panel 3: Close-up of Death's hooded face as he responds "I thought you were." Panel 4: Death and the cat are shown together again as Death sighs "Okay. Let's just start at One again."

4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.

  1. 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A stern officer hands a soldier a letter and commands, “Deliver this message to Sergeant Jefferson before dawn!” Panel 2: The officer warns, “The outcome of this war lies in your hands,” while the nervous soldier goes, "SIR, YES, SIR!". Panel 3: The soldier delivers the letter to another officer standing right next to them, saying, “An important message from Lieutenant Meyer, Sir!” Panel 4: The officer reads it aloud: “This just says ‘Jefferson stinks!’” The two commanding officers bicker like children, one shouting, “He started it!” while the messenger suggests, “Sir, the war could be over if you spoke directly, Sir!”

6-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A news reporter, standing waist-deep in water, says, “Becoming a water planet has not been all bad.” The caption reads “Business” with a yellow number 5 icon.

Panel 2: The reporter continues, “Today, we’re talking with local pool noodle manufacturer Tom Gibbons.” Tom stands beside him in a red shirt and black tie; in the background, people float on pool noodles.

Panel 3: The reporter asks, “Tom, how does it feel to be the most successful businessman around?” A drowning man can be seen waving in the background.

Panel 4: Tom replies, “Well, I miss my wife and kids who passed in the floods.”

Panel 5: Both men stand silently in the water, the reporter holding his microphone.

Panel 6: Tom adds, “But business is thriving.” In the background, more people float in the flooded landscape.

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cartoon bees with blue wings flying against a pink background. The left bee says "You have to be prepared to die for the hive, Jim." Panel 2: The same two bees continue their conversation, with the right bee (Jim) responding "What if I'm prepared to play Jazz for the hive?" Panel 3: The left bee replies "No one wants that, Jim." while Jim holds a small saxophone and says "I had this specially made." Panel 4: Jim is now playing his tiny saxophone with musical notes floating around, while the other bee says "Please, stop." Jim appears to be enjoying his jazz performance despite the protest.

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A scene at the North Pole with Santa looking for something. Text says "Meanwhile, on the North Pole" and Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.

Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A banana tells a peach, a lemon, and an avocado: “The dreaded day of judgement is upon us!” Panel 2: The banana continues: “We must select a sacrifice.” Panel 3: Arms raised dramatically: “...to appease the Great One!” Panel 4: A silent blender looms.

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grim reaper figure with scythe stands near an elderly woman knitting in an armchair. The reaper says "It's time." Panel 2: The cheerful woman responds "What time is it?" and adds "Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: The reaper looks confused and says "Mrs. Schmidt..." while the woman walks by with a basket suggesting "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: The reaper sits on the couch looking defeated saying "We can't keep doing this, Mrs. Schmidt." Meanwhile, Mrs. Schmidt shushes him while eating cookies and watching TV together.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Inside a lab office, a tall square-shaped robot shyly asks its creator, a human professor in a white lab coat working at a desk: “Professor… do you think I’m beautiful?” Panel 2: The professor, still typing at the computer, calmly replies: “Of course. You are very beautiful.” Panel 3: The robot looks down, fidgeting nervously by the desk while the professor keeps working in the background. Panel 4: The robot speaks quietly, filled with doubt: “You built me. You have to say that.” The mood blends humor and sadness, highlighting the robot’s insecurity about its own worth.