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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A parent in brown shirt and dark pants holds blue jeans while speaking to a small child in a yellow shirt and underwear, saying "I don't want to put on pants." A baby and wooden chair are visible in the background. Panel 2: The parent responds "Well, you have to" while the child asks "Why?" Panel 3: The parent explains "Because I say so. When you grow up, you can do whatever you want." Panel 4: The scene shifts to show the same child, now grown up in business attire, sitting at an office desk with a computer, papers, and office supplies, illustrating the irony of adult responsibilities versus childhood promises of freedom.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Shows large red letters spelling "ART" standing majestically on a green hill against a cloudy sky, with text reading "There stands art, in all its pure magnificence!" Panel 2: The scene reveals additional gray letters "MONEY" approaching from the right side of the hill, with "ART" looking concerned and text saying "Wait... WHAT IS THAT?" Panel 3: The gray "MONEY" letters are now pushing against and overwhelming the red "ART" letters on the hill, with "ART" pleading "OH NO... PLEASE DON'T!" Panel 4: Final scene shows "ART" and "MONEY" together in bed, with "MONEY" smoking afterwards, depicting the uncomfortable relationship between artistic integrity and commercial interests.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A clown peeks out of a storm drain, trying to sell balloons tied to the grate. A sign reads "Balloons $1." Panel 2: Inside a dark underground hideout, a clown says, “Damn! business is running low, guys,” while another refills a balloon with helium. Panel 3: Three clowns stand together looking worried. One says, “If we don’t make more bucks, we don’t have anything to send to Grandma.” Panel 4: An elderly clown woman stands by a mailbox and frowns. She says, “You have failed me, boys.”

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a classroom full of young mantis students, a female mantis teacher stands in front of a chart showing a pair of mating mantises. She says, “During copulation the female mantis experiences earth-shattering waves of pleasure.” Panel 2: The mantis students react with excitement. One says “WOW!” and another giggles “Hee Hee.” Panel 3: A male student mantis named Timmy raises his hand and asks, “What about male praying mantises, Mrs. Schneider?” Panel 4: The teacher, looking a bit awkward, replies, “Um... You’re not going to like this, Timmy.”

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A robber with a money bag runs out of a bank labeled “BANK.” Officer McSexy, a muscular, blond policeman in sunglasses, spots the crime from the sidewalk. The narrator says: “Officer McSexy spotted a crime. Quick, do something, McSexy!” Panel 2: Instead of chasing the criminal, McSexy is distracted, holding a bottle labeled “Hair Aid” and combing his hair with sparkles surrounding him. Narration: “Oh no! McSexy is distracted! The criminal will get away!” Panel 3: The thief slips dramatically in what appears to be spilled hair gel, yelling “AAAHHH!” as he falls and drops the money. Panel 4: The thief is now in handcuffs, and McSexy confidently walks beside him past the bank. Narration: “You’ve done it again, McSexy.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A graffiti artist, wearing a beanie, hoodie, and cropped pants, is spray-painting the words "FUCK THE POLICE" on a brick wall. The text is in bold, dripping red letters. A police officer in blue uniform spots the vandal from the corner and starts to approach from behind. Panel 2: The officer yells "FREEZE!" just as the graffiti artist notices and starts sprinting away in panic. Panel 3: The officer is now running after the graffiti artist, panting heavily. They shout “HEY… PANT… WAIT UP!” as they round the corner of a building in pursuit. Panel 4: The officer has stopped, out of breath, with one hand resting on the wall for support. With a confused and hurt expression, he calls out, “I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK!” mistaking the aggressive graffiti message for an invitation.

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Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A knight in full armor, standing in a grassy field, calls up to a princess in a tower window. He shouts, "Princess, it is I, your knight in shining armour!" The princess leans on the windowsill, looking unimpressed. Panel 2: The princess responds with a skeptical look, saying, "Hm. Doesn't look THAT shiny to me!" Panel 3: The knighis shocked while the princess exclaims, "Don't expect ME to do any of that scrubbing! You're gonna need to come back looking SPOTLESS!" Panel 4: In a humorous twist, the knight is seen sitting indoors in just his underwear, scrubbing his armor with soap and a sponge while muttering, "Fuck." A horse outside the window adds to the scene's absurdity.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man stands in an office at night, adjusting his tie nervously while speaking into a phone. The window shows a crescent moon in the sky. He says, “I’m sorry. I won’t make it tonight. I have a deadline.” Panel 2: Outside the office window, the Grim Reaper, cloaked and skeletal, chuckles from behind some bushes. He watches the man through the window and says, “Hehe. Yes, you do.” Panel 3: The Grim Reaper silently continues watching the man through the window, who is now seated and working at his desk. The tension builds. Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, slightly embarrassed or amused, raises his hands defensively and says, “Okay, I like puns. Sue me.” The man remains unaware inside.