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Next Stop

By warandpeass | August 6, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A small alien sits in a UFO and says, "Mommy, I have to pee." 2. Panel: Two taller aliens are standing next to it. One of them says, "We could stop here. Next rest stop is 2616 light years away." 3. Panel: The UFO is right next to Planet Earth. The aliens are looking at Earth. 4. Panel: They fly away. One of the adult aliens says, "Son, you're gonna have to hold it."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as alien, aliens, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, earth, elizabeth pich, funny, hold it, jonathan kunz, light years, pee, planet earth, Rest Stop, ufo, war and peas, webcomic.

Let’s Go Party

By warandpeass | August 4, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas. 1. Ken shouts: "Come on, Barbie! Let's go party!" 2. Ken an Barbie sit in the car. The sun is shining. They're sweating. 3. Barbie says, "It's quite hot, isn't it?" Their faces are melting in the heat of the sun. 4. They've had an accident. Both faces have melted down. It's a horrible view.

Collab Comic with the wonderful people from Rewriting Extinction. Go check them out and support their cause.

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Sad But Funny and tagged as accident, Barbie, car, comic, comic strip, Heat, Heat wave, Horror, Ken, melted, melting plastic, plastic, REWRITING EXTINCTION, war and peas, webcomic.

Passwords

By warandpeass | July 30, 2023

4-panel Comic by War and Peas . 1. Panel: The Slutty Witch is sitting at her laptop and says, "Damnit. What's my email password again?" 2. Panel: Her cat, Lord Nibbles, is playing with an Ouija board ans says, "SluttyUpri$ing69-Kill-Kill-Kill#Destroy-Burn-it-All-Down" 3. Panel: The Slutty Witch is thinking about that. 4. Panel: She answers, "No, that's my online banking."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, online banking, password, Passwords, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Big Bang Theory

By warandpeass | July 16, 2023

Funny Comic by War and Peas 1.Panel: A female scientist is standing on the deck of an observatory. Next to her is a male scientist who is taking notes and supervising a computer. She looks up at the night sky through a telescope and says, "Do you ever look up and wonder if you're looking at two aliens having sex? 2. Panel: She turns to her colleague and says with shining eyes, "Or an alien orgy?" 3. Panel: They look at each other in silence. 4. Panel: She looks through the telescope again and says, "Or just one alien beating the beat."

Posted in Comics and tagged as alien, alien orgy, aliens, banging one out, comic, comics, deck, elizabeth pich, female scientist, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA, observatory, scientist, sexy humor, telescope, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

Today’s the Day

By warandpeass | July 9, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A crab carrying a briefcase is returning to its home from work. It says, "Today's the day I finally pay off my house!" 2. "Finally I can retire–" 3. The crab is interrupted by a sound coming from above: rumble rumble. 4. A huge ship is crashing onto the crab and its house. On the side of the ship you can see the lettering "Ocean Gate".

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as accident, boom, comic, comics, crab, funny, humor, Ocean Gate, OceanGate, retire, retirement, rumble, Ship, shipwreck, war and peas, webcomic.

BTS Salutations [Video] 💥

By warandpeass | July 5, 2023

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Equalizer

By warandpeass | July 2, 2023

Funny 4-panel-Comic by War and Peas about Mr. Death. 1. The Grim Reaper stands in front of an eerie, gloomy landscape. He says: "I'm the great equalizer." 2. He walks towards giant skulls in a toxic landscape: "The last true, socialist principle." 3. He now sits on one of those giant skulls: "I'm inevitable and come equally for all." 4. He stands in front of cryogenetic tanks with people floating in them: "Damn cryo billionaires!"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as billionaire, billionaires, comic, cryo, cryogenic, Cryogenics, Equalizer, funny, Grim Reaper, hilarious, humor, lol, Socialist, war and peas, webcomic.

Perhaps

By warandpeass | June 25, 2023

Yonkoma Comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A royal person surveys their lands and says, "I'm feeling blue today." 2. Panel: An aide makes the suggestion "Perhaps torturing some peasants might cheer up Your Excellency?" 3. Panel: The royal person replies,"Maybe something less violent. Like frolicking in a field of daisies." 4. Panel: They're standing in a field of daisies looking depressed: "Hm. Get the peasants."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, comic strip, daisies, field of daisies, funny, funny comic, humor, king, lol, peasants, queen, royal, torture, torturing, war and peas, webcomic, your excellency.

Extinction

By warandpeass | June 21, 2023

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Posted in Patreon, war and peas and tagged as bts, comic, Exclusive, patreon, war and peas.

Romance

By warandpeass | June 18, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: The witch is on bed ready to have sex with a guy. They both look at a corner from the room. She says: "He'll be done in a minute." 2. Panel: Her cat named Lord Nibbles is taking a poop at his cat toilet. He's intensely staring at them. 3. Panel: The guy says: "He's making eye contact." 4. Panel: Witch: "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, date, dominance, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, sexy, Slutty Witch, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy.
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