Panel 1:
A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background.

Panel 2:
The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined.

Panel 3:
She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'"

Panel 4:
The therapist looks at her

Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back.

Panel 6:
She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.

Plants in a Therapist's Office" – Nine potted plants with human-like faces and punny therapy-related names. Plants (from left to right, top to bottom): Anxious Aloe A spiky aloe plant in a terracotta pot with a worried expression and slightly raised eyebrows. Optimistic Orchid A pink orchid in a rounded pot, smiling brightly with closed eyes, as if daydreaming. Flat Affect Philodendron A leafy philodendron in a brown pot with a neutral, straight-line mouth, showing no emotion. Bipolar Bonsai A bonsai tree in a blue rectangular pot with a half-smiling, half-frowning asymmetrical face. Narcissistic String of Pearls A trailing string of pearls plant in a terracotta pot, looking smug with one eyebrow raised and a self-satisfied smirk. Traumatized Fiddle Leaf A fiddle-leaf fig in a blue pot with wide, shocked eyes and a straight, tense mouth. Disassociating Dracaena A tall dracaena plant in a pink pot with a blank stare and slightly unfocused eyes. Stressed Spiderlily A spider lily in a blue pot with a frazzled expression, wide eyes, and a sweaty forehead. Judgmental Ficus A ficus tree in a brown pot with crossed arms (branches), a skeptical raised eyebrow, and a thought bubble saying, “Wow, this guy is a train wreck.”

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Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A person is walking. A text says "Shake what yo momma gave ya" 2. Panel The person is shaking some papers in their hands. 3. Panel: You can see that the papers read "Therapy Bills". 4. Panel: The person is still shaking.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich sit on a couch in a therapist's office. Elizabeth says, "People on the internet keep telling us we need therapy."
Panel 2:
The therapist asks, "What do you do?" Jonathan responds, "We make webcomics."
Panel 3:
The therapist, looking at a tablet, says, "Aww, these are funny," as she scrolls through their webcomics.
Panel 4:
The therapist looks up from the tablet with a concerned expression and says, "But I'm afraid you're beyond help."