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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A pink cartoon house with a happy face stands in a green field under a blue sky. It says, “I am a house filled with memories.” Panel 2: The sky darkens with a reddish hue. The house now looks serious and says, “Memories of a murder!” Panel 3: The sky returns to daytime blue. The house continues, “A murder of crows that lived together happily.” Panel 4: The background is red again. The house looks angry and shouts, “After pecking the townsfolk to death!”

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5-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A sleepy NASA scientist is dozing at her desk in a control center at night. The radar dishes outside rotate under a crescent moon. Panel 2: A loud beep wakes her. She jumps up in excitement, yelling, “It’s happening! The first contact!” Panel 3: A voice buzzes in over the intercom: “Hey, did you want sausage on your pizza?” Panel 4: She snaps, “JEFF! This is the ALIEN LINE! No sausage!” while slamming a button. Panel 5: Two buff green aliens in a spaceship hover over Earth. One says, “Huh. It’s busy.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A lonely moon stands on a grassy hill under a night sky, howling “AWOOOOOOO.” Panel 2: The moon stops howling and appears to wait quietly. Panel 3: Other moons from nearby hills join in, also howling “AWOOOOOOOOOO.” Panel 4: A glowing yellow dogwolf appears in the sky, tongue out, floating like a summoned spirit.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman (thirsty scientist) and a man are seated at a candlelit dinner table. The woman, sipping from a wine glass, says, "So, after I finished my studies..." with a slurping sound effect "Slurrrp" visible. Panel 2: The woman, looking eager, interrupts with clapping hands and says, "Yeah Yeah, that's all great." Panel 3: She asks "But what's your head circumference?" The man, looking puzzled, asks, "I beg your pardon?" Panel 4: The woman, holding an alien mask, responds, "I estimate between 55 and 60 cm." The man, looking shocked, says, "Haha, what?" with a box labeled "Heads 4U" on the floor.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas about a man's surprising fascination with a sexy worm costume Panel 1: In a Halloween costume store, a man in a green sweater browses the racks. Looking at the costume display wall, he comments: "These female Halloween costumes are getting out of hand." Panel 2: The man examines the selection of costumes on display, including "Sexy Ghost," "Sexy Nurse," and other sexy variants. He reacts with an uncomfortable "Haha... Geez." Panel 3: His attention is caught by a particular costume package labeled "Sexy Worm." He contemplates it, saying "Then again..." Panel 4: In a dreamy pink thought bubble, we see his fantasy of being embraced by multiple large, segmented pink worms while wearing the sexy worm costume himself, a blissful expression on his face.

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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A banana tells a peach, a lemon, and an avocado: “The dreaded day of judgement is upon us!” Panel 2: The banana continues: “We must select a sacrifice.” Panel 3: Arms raised dramatically: “...to appease the Great One!” Panel 4: A silent blender looms.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?” Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering…” Panel 3: The angel adds: “…wants to be worshipped all the time…” and “…likes to watch you during sex.” Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm… Makes sense.”