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Previous Mr. Meyers Strip :)

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a bar, a male praying mantis is asked by a female mantis, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" The background features a disco ball and bar stools. Panel 2: A close-up of the same male mantis looking terrified and yelling, “Stop, Missy! No way!” Panel 3: Now in a classroom, the male mantis – Mr. Meyers – is teaching a group of young mantises. On a TV, a paused video of the bar scene is shown. Mr. Meyers exclaims, “And that, boys, is how you stay alive!” Panel 4: Two bug students are watching. One says, “Mr. Meyers seems lonely.” The other replies, “Yeah.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A blue dung beetle lovingly rolls a large dung ball as two other bugs mock him. One shouts, “Hey, loser! If you love your shit ball so much, why don’t you marry it?” Panel 2: The beetle hugs the dung ball under a romantic pink spotlight. Panel 3: The beetle stands under a wedding arch, placing a ring on the dung ball in front of an officiant. Panel 4: The crowd of bugs watches touched as the two mocking bugs sit stunned, both happily crying.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas about Officer McSexy's overzealous arrest of a child in a Halloween costume Panel 1: In a nighttime scene on Halloween, Officer McSexy hides behind a bush in a blue uniform holding a walkie-talkie while on patrol. He says: "Captain, I have a visual on our killer." Another speech bubble responds: "Who?" A sound effect "krrrk" indicates radio communication. Panel 2: Officer McSexy exclaims: "The guy from the docuseries!" and runs after a kid wearing a Ghost Face mask from the Scream movies, who is casually a plastic pumpkin collecting candy. Panel 3: In a dramatic action scene with an orange and yellow background, Officer McSexy has tackled the small masked child to the ground. He shouts: "You're under arrest, you SICKO!" Some evidence items are scattered on the ground. Panel 4: Inside an office, the police captain sits at his desk while the two concerned parents and their child, now in a wheelchair and covered in casts and bandages. The captain says: "We would fire him, but he has a great ass."

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4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.

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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A banana tells a peach, a lemon, and an avocado: “The dreaded day of judgement is upon us!” Panel 2: The banana continues: “We must select a sacrifice.” Panel 3: Arms raised dramatically: “...to appease the Great One!” Panel 4: A silent blender looms.

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4-Panel Comic by "War and Peas" Panel 1: A person with an axe stands before a tree with a green treetop that has a simple face. The tree is speaking from a speech bubble saying "You can chop me down, but that won't fill the giant void inside you." The scene is set in a countryside with hills and mountains in the background. Panel 2: The person is now chopping down the tree with their axe, making a "CHOP" sound. The tree has fallen and the person is standing on the tree trunk. In the background, there's a truck or logging vehicle with smoke coming from it. Panel 3: The scene shifts to a lumber mill called "PAUL'S LUMBER" with industrial buildings, smokestacks, and piles of logs. The person who chopped the tree is receiving money bags from a businessman in a coat and hat. Panel 4: The final panel shows the same person now wealthy, lying on a lounge chair by a swimming pool at a luxury mansion. They're holding a cocktail and wearing sunglasses, looking discontented. A speech bubble reads "That damn tree was right..."