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6-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A king sitting on a skull-decorated throne in a dark room says, "I'm in a bad mood. Bring the jester!" Panel 2: The jester says, "I'm also in a bad mood." Panel 3: The king angrily shouts, "Then it's OFF with your head!" Panel 4: The jester, trying to comfort the king, says, "Haha! I'm feeling much better already!" with a nervous expression. Panel 5: The jester does a silly, nervous dance, singing, "Doodlidoo!" with musical notes floating around him. Panel 6: The jester continues his silly dance and weird noises, "Blurgh!" while the king watches, amused, saying, "Hehehehehe."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A grim reaper figure and a person are in a hot air balloon basket. The grim reaper says, "Hey, I'm on vacation. Don't worry." Panel 2: The grim reaper offers a parachute to the person, saying, "Here's a parachute, if it makes you feel better—" Panel 3: The grim reaper’s scythe accidentally rips a large hole in the balloon, labeled with a "Riiiiip" sound effect. He says, "Oh, crap." Panel 4: The grim reaper parachutes away safely, saying, "See you in a minute," while the person falls with the deflating balloon, which emits a "Pssssshhhh" sound effect.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A vampire sitting at a desk with an open book and a candle says, "Oh, hello! I'm engrossed in my new hobby: Ancestry!" Panel 2: The vampire, holding a piece of paper, says, "According to my research, I have German blood in me." Panel 3: The vampire laughs and says, "Haha... I quite literally do!" Panel 4: The vampire looks up at a person in lederhosen hanging upside down, saying, "Isn't that right, Wolfgang!" The person figure appears to be dripping blood.

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A ghost sits on his bed, watching TV, holding a mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows. It says, "Ah, Fall is upon us. Hot cocoa with marshmallows." Panel 2: The ghost is cozily tucked into bed, while it's dark and rainy outside. A black cat is curled up beside it. The ghost thinks, "Slow Sundays with rain against your window." Panel 3: The ghost, floating above a man eating at a table, barfs ectoplasm onto his food just as he is about to take a bite. The caption reads, "Barfing ghost barf onto food the second before someone eats it." Panel 4: The ghost floats happily above a farmer's market, holding a basket of apples. The caption reads, "Farmer's Markets!" Stalls with pumpkins and other autumnal produce are visible in the background.

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We definitely told our patrons this would stay exclusive, and now we’re essentially that friend who swears secrecy then immediately tells everybody your embarrassing story on the school yard. The guilt is consuming us like a shame-based brain worm. Our only chance is to make the next secret comics so hilarious that our supporters will forgive this betrayal – comedy so sharp it could perform its own appendectomy. Please don’t revoke our kneecaps!

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a printer that is making loud noises. Panel 2: The Grim Reaper holds up a paper from the printer, looking frustrated. He says, "Shit. I can't read anything." Panel 3: The printer shows a "Toner Low" warning, indicating it is out of toner. Panel 4: The Grim Reaper is in a copy shop, standing in front of the counter. The woman, "I'm not printing that. Last time my grandma died!"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.