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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Four witches sit around a campfire in the mountains under the moonlight. One says: “Imagine how powerful we’d be if they hadn’t killed so many of us in the olden days.” Panel 2: Another witch says: “We’d have so much more peace, equality and—” Panel 3: A third witch interrupts loudly: “MORE FEMALE ORGASMS!” Panel 4: The other witches sit silently as one asks, “Why do we keep inviting her?”

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A 4-panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a shirt and tie, holding a briefcase, looks up as something drips on him. He says, “Huh?” Panel 2: More red drops fall on him, and he exclaims, “What the fu...”. Panel 3: A witch flies by on her broomstick, calling out, “Sorry!” Panel 4: The witch flies away, muttering, “Damn irregular periods,” while laughing.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch is lounging on a sofa in her dark living room with a wine glass and book beside her. A black cat sleeps near her feet. The panel is titled "Fun things to do for witches." Panel 2: The witch sits in front of a vanity mirror, doing her makeup with wigs and makeup tools scattered around. A speech bubble reads, "Fabulous, dark princess!" The panel title reads "Beauty night with the boys." Panel 3: The witch stands beside a man lying on the floor, surrounded by candles. She says, "Light 'em up, Nibbles!" while a confused man on the floor replies, "Um..." The panel title reads "Ritual sacrifice with your bestie." Panel 4: The witch is lying on her sofa, reading a book titled The Witchumper. A speech bubble reads, "Oooh..." The panel title reads "Read a sexy book."

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A fairy and witch are sitting in front of a café drinking coffee. The fairy goes, "So how was your date?" 2. The witch answers, "He's been treating me like a piece of meat." 3. The fairy is disgusted, "Ugh!" 4. The witch takes a sip from the coffee and says, "Well, he's vegan so he's very respectful."

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Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch and a fairy are sitting at a café table outside. The fairy asks, "So, how's dating life?" Panel 2: The witch responds, "I met a sexy vampire recently." Panel 3: The witch continues, "Vampires are actually pretty good in bed." Panel 4: The witch adds, "But it gets weird when you're on your period." The fairy looks surprised and slightly uncomfortable.

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War and Peas – Daddy Issues – Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich