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  1. 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A stern officer hands a soldier a letter and commands, “Deliver this message to Sergeant Jefferson before dawn!” Panel 2: The officer warns, “The outcome of this war lies in your hands,” while the nervous soldier goes, "SIR, YES, SIR!". Panel 3: The soldier delivers the letter to another officer standing right next to them, saying, “An important message from Lieutenant Meyer, Sir!” Panel 4: The officer reads it aloud: “This just says ‘Jefferson stinks!’” The two commanding officers bicker like children, one shouting, “He started it!” while the messenger suggests, “Sir, the war could be over if you spoke directly, Sir!”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grey cat teacher stands at a desk with a pointer, lecturing a class of cats. "When the human awakes in the morning, it is very important to greet them." Panel 2: A student raises a paw. "Yes, Todd?" Todd asks, "How do we greet them?" Panel 3: The teacher nods approvingly. "Excellent question." Panel 4: The teacher points to a chalkboard diagram showing a cat presenting its backside to a stick-figure human. "With our buttholes."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."